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[–] Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.ca 61 points 1 week ago

Get rid of the nylon and polyester based socks and get some good ole cotton or wool.

[–] SlimeKnight@lemm.ee 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Improve your blood circulation

[–] jose1324@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SlimeKnight@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It depends and you'll have to consult a doctor to be 100% sure.

For the terminally online like myself, lack of exercise and sendantary life style causes bad circulation. For other people, it could be bad eating habits. For some still, it could be a side effect of another health condition or medication. And each of these situations requires different approaches to improve the circulation.

[–] jose1324@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Well I move enough and eat healthy so that's it

[–] Olmai@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's a lie. People with cold feet know, you put socks on then your feet are still cold.

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

Thinner/lighter socks, I guess?

[–] notabot@lemm.ee 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Moisten your socks until you reach your desired temperature.

[–] __nobodynowhere@startrek.website 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the only winning move is not to play

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 20 points 1 week ago

Amputate your feet

[–] radix@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Like with a blanket in bed when you just leave one leg out. You have to cut a hole in the end so you can leave a toe hanging out of your socks

[–] licheas@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

wait... you're not just supposed to wear those in "naturally"?

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

exactly, if it doesn't have a hole for the big toe it means you didn't wear them more than 4 times

[–] felbane@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Trim your toenails bruh

[–] Squorlple@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Unironically, roll them down just over the heel

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago
[–] daqu@feddit.org 12 points 1 week ago

Sockless toes. Like 10 mini socks for your toes.

[–] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wool socks are better.

Merino is good for the average man, more affordable. Darn Tough Merino wool socks have a lifetime warranty. Alpaca & buffalo wool are some of the absolute best. I go buffalo.

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

What pisses me off is I have like, circulation isn't super great? Or whatever? So my feet will be cold but also somehow sweat and make the socks damp, like, gee thanks body...

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 week ago

Chop the fuckers off, show them who's boss

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

put on socks and open a window

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's below freezing out there, not happening.

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago

doesn't have to be for long, just as long as it's making the situation better

[–] fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 week ago

Underfloor heating.

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Try neoprene liners. They're not expensive so it's worth a try. It's possible your feet get too warm and sweat which makes them cold and clammy. Synthetic liners wick the moisture away. Works in bed also

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Jumping jacks, your feet are cold bc of lack of blood flow

[–] Zementid@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago

You can ether go multilayer or multi-sock..

I go multi-sock for cozyness at home and multilayer outside.

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Put them on top of the computer tower, at least a bit.

[–] LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago

Me but my whole ducking body I hate being sick