[-] Squorlple@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

It’s real, it happened to my buddy Gulliver once

[-] Squorlple@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

At least 609 million people would understand. Hindi is the third most common (spoken) language globally.

[-] Squorlple@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Now you’re talking Turkey

[-] Squorlple@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Thank you! I made the whole team and the Fantasti-Car a few years ago

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[-] Squorlple@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago

“You all will be stardust”

[-] Squorlple@lemmy.world 43 points 5 days ago

My biggest gripe with cooking instructions is the non-specificity. “Stir pasta frequently”? How frequently? How continuously? Tell me in unit Hertz

[-] Squorlple@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

I thought it had been accepted as an exonym, not just an endonym

[-] Squorlple@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago

Cross-referencing the list of areas served from the Wikipedia page for Arby’s with a map of which countries commonly have bidets, we can determine that this tweet is funniest in the nations of Egypt and Türkiye.

Side-note: Why does Wikipedia still spell the country’s name as Turkey rather than Türkiye?

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The first 300 customers received this custom printed torso. Even though the queue to enter stretched to almost behind the building when I got in line and I had to wait 1 1/2 hours after the opening to even enter, I was still able to acquire one of these torsos. To celebrate the opening, there was a giant inflatable(?) minifigure in the parking lot, a live string band outside, free coffee and build-a-minifigure, displays by MichLUG, and Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader cosplayers. So glad to have a B&M nearby (but my wallet won’t be happy about it)

[-] Squorlple@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

I beg to differ

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5c6c6a87-a5b9-4005-9d5c-bf9ed7cf25ef.jpeg

[-] Squorlple@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

As sure as eggs is eggs

[-] Squorlple@lemmy.world 43 points 6 days ago

His healthcare plan was vaping all along

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19885024

Media and search engines nowadays need a flag system and a filter for AI junk results

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Media and search engines nowadays need a flag system and a filter for AI junk results

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submitted 4 weeks ago by Squorlple@lemmy.world to c/lego@lemmy.world

The theme was essentially Lego City, but with mechs and a focus on their power source. I decided to take this prompt and put mechs in the most mundane and impractical City environment possible: office work.

Working mechs need their cup of coffee/motor oil to keep them energized

Being a mech doesn’t make pencil-pushing or working on spreadsheets any more exciting. The computer, of course, is powered by cute animal pictures.

This mechanized mop bucket is powered by… er.. the messes it cleans up.

Mech Corp.’s CEO gives the quarterly reports. His levitating bow tie is powered by money, and the design is meant to evoke Baron Harkonnen’s or Emperor Palpatine’s life support systems.

I realize I did push the definition of “mech” a bit throughout, but I wanted to go for the absurd.

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[-] Squorlple@lemmy.world 479 points 1 year ago

This is like a serial killer wearing their victim’s face. Good job!

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