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[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Inside of me?

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Pizza itself didn't touch the floor, it's still good.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Doesn't even matter.
The 5-second-rule timer pauses while you're unconscious.

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 days ago

There's no way to know how long it's been once you wake up, so you can just round down to zero.

[–] Trilobite@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Looks like someone already grabbed a piece

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 16 hours ago

sorry i was hungry

[–] Menagerie@pawb.social 7 points 1 day ago

Actually, most of the women inside my head look like the middle one.

[–] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

Disappointed emo bride who is sleepy Italian? Correct me if I said something wrong which I probably did.

[–] luciole@beehaw.org 1 points 2 days ago

...and they are all so fucking done with this shit

[–] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I too have a very odd kind of schizophrenia! But my other me only controls my cock and don’t misunderstand me, the other me is an asshole!!! Was banned from multiple primary schools bec of him!