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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Pizza itself didn't touch the floor, it's still good.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Doesn't even matter.
The 5-second-rule timer pauses while you're unconscious.

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago

There's no way to know how long it's been once you wake up, so you can just round down to zero.

[–] Trilobite@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Looks like someone already grabbed a piece

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

sorry i was hungry

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Inside of me?

[–] Menagerie@pawb.social 7 points 1 day ago

Actually, most of the women inside my head look like the middle one.

[–] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Disappointed emo bride who is sleepy Italian? Correct me if I said something wrong which I probably did.

[–] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I too have a very odd kind of schizophrenia! But my other me only controls my cock and don’t misunderstand me, the other me is an asshole!!! Was banned from multiple primary schools bec of him!