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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Death threats now? So you confess you have already killed people, Elon?

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Elon still dresses up like Heath Ledgers Joker

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 210 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Elon is a 14 year old trapped in a man's body isn't he? He wished to be big.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 103 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You ever see the trench coat pic of him? It's like a fedora short of being a full on "that guy" stereotype.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 79 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s giving the same vibes as this:

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This picture at least has better lighting and framing. Which is impressive, given that it seems to be a poorly propped up selfie with flash on.

Don't forget better fashion sense and hair.

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[–] pencil_nerd@mander.xyz 27 points 1 week ago

And a mall ninja sword

[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 63 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Most rich people are, especially if they grew up wealthy. They never had to face any consequences or handle real responsibility, and it shows.

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[–] pearsaltchocolatebar 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's JP from Grandma's Boy

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[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 125 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Did he just admit to murder? I’m pretty sure that’s an admission of murder, and he intends to murder again.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 111 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Sounds like terrorism to me

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's only terrorism if he kills himself.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 17 points 1 week ago

I'd call that a win for society

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seems like one of the bad immigrants

[–] Trail@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 93 points 1 week ago

Remember the olden days? When you would laugh at such a (then) blog post and immediately know that that user had been hacked, because there was no way that guy would say something like this?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

[–] rayyy@lemmy.world 85 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He sounds like those 14 YOs on Reddit.

[–] criitz@reddthat.com 37 points 1 week ago

He basically is a 14 year old on reddit

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 72 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

I mean, I hate musk as much as everyone here, but it's deceptive trying to pass a one-year-old tweet as relevant to current events...

If you check the context, elon was goofing around , clearly not taking himself seriously, replying to a tweet of a photo of him holding a katana: https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1726989224073896365

[–] Earflap@reddthat.com 25 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Some of us think its weird to post this shit in any context.

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[–] BootyBuccaneer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 week ago

They also removed the date. It's quite intentionally misleading, it's so gross.

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[–] painfulasterisk1@lemmy.ml 68 points 1 week ago (6 children)

In other words, President Musk is confessing that he had killed, and buried people already and he's not afraid of continuing to do so? I'm my eyes, that's a terrorist. I'm scared.

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I mean... the guy's (poorly) quoting movies and shit these days. "Take a big step back and fuck your own face" is literally Les Grossman from Tropic Thunder, verbatim.

He doesn't even have original thoughts. This is some Ruroni Kenshin shit, here.

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[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You silly, a "terrorist" is a poor person. Musk is rich so he can't be one!

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[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He could pay full-time coolness coaches to teach him how to be cool and it still wouldn't work.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

coolness is all about being authentically you. you can't be cool and trying to act cool at the same time. you can only be cool by cultivating within yourself the type of friend you'd want to hang out with. the world's richest dickhead, meanwhile, has not cultivated within himself anything worthy of being friends with. he is purely superficial, not at all authentic. he's a sequence of memes brought to life meant to make you think he's part of your culture when he isn't. interactions with him rob you of the genuine interactions you could be having with people around you, people with real thoughts and real feelings. not just some dumb amalgamation of crufty memes the rest of us moved on from.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

and you know, running a major business at an executive level just isn't very cool. Oh great you directed a team to run an extensive RFP of manufacturing materials to see if panama or the horn of africa is cheaper when shipping full containers and then you looked at the report and picked the lower number, before staying up until 4am to try and impress a 53 year old guy from China so he'd give you a 2% discount on warehouse space. So fucking cool my dude, let me write a quick rap about it.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Well, that and anyone who pays even a little bit of attention knows that he’s really fucking bad being a CEO, too. Money and ownership makes it really easy to cover up being an utter failure because you can pay smarter people to do your work for you and they can’t even talk back because you’ll fire them in a temper tantrum.

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[–] will_a113@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 week ago

This sounds like those tweets from Andrew Tate about when he was fighting dream ghosts from jail.

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 30 points 1 week ago

New copypasta just dropped

[–] Sorgan71@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Elon, you backed out of a charity fight with Zuckerberg, because your mum told you that you're not allowed to fight, shut the fuck up.

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[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

For how long did he study the blade?

[–] Easyreever@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Bro, save some cringe for the rest of us

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

"the likes of which you cannot comprehend" was really painful too. he's trying so hard to be intimidating to compensate for the fact that he's built like a walrus with genetic defects and looks like a troglodyte. we all saw you jump around like a dipshit on stage and become the first person in history to fuck up the USA chant.

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

I was just thinking this is from r/im14andthisisdeep.

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Is he trained in gorilla warfare?

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago

Can someone just fuck Elon Musk and tell him that he's their little pog champ?

Yeah... no I wouldn't do it either.

Sorry it's just, there's gotta be some way for him to get validation without rubbing his tiny penis in everyone's face.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

Oh shit, looks like Elon got to go to the mall to "train" with the swords at gamestop, and now he's all cocky.

[–] levzzz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I guess he's not wrong if the working class are his enemies

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