It says "there can only be one" but there are in fact many swords to do this with.
this post was submitted on 26 Dec 2024
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Thunder... thunder...
Was that a reference to a highlander show?
Yes?
Bow before your new king!!!! For I have received Excalibur from the lady of the ~~lake~~ box!!!!
Well I didn't vote for you.
You don't vote for kings
Well how do you become king then?
The Lady of the Swordbox, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the box signifying by Divine Providence that I, Ininewcrow, was to carry Excalibur!
That is why I am your king!
Bottom rack retail workers distributing replica weaponry is hardly a good basis for a system of government
Be quiet!
You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some ~~watery~~ ren fair tart threw a sword at you!
Shut up!
(gets grabbed by store security)
Ah now we see the violence in the system.
COME SEE THE VIOLENCE IN THE SYSTEM!
HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED!
A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL!?
Bloody shoppers!
"How'd you know he was a Karen?"
"'E ain't got shit all over 'im."
If I was to say that I'm the emperor because some underpaid and overworked employee lobbed a foam claymore at me, they'd put me away!
You clearly haven't heard of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
"By th power...."
"Get the hell out of here! Can't you read?!"
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HAAAAAAVE THE POWEEEEEEEEER!!!
How about: "By the power of Grayskull…"?
I will also accept:
"Thunder... Thunder. Thunder! ThunderCats!!! Hooooooooooooooooo!"
Only if the sword will actually transform you into He-Man.
Well, mine only transforms me into She-Gal. I hope the shop owners won't frown on that.
There's already a She-Ra, ya know...
If you took some LSD beforehand ..... for the user they did actually transform into He-man ..... or a hippopotamus .... whatever .... they still get the sword. .... alright Man-at-arms! Let's roll!!
There can be only two!
Wait, I screwed up. Can I get a Mulligan?
... Heeeeeeeeeere we are!
Oh there's a question... if you do a good Freddie Mercury impersonation can you pull out a sword? I would say yes.
If you shout "I have inside me blood of Kings!" is a store worker required to shout "Yeah!" back?
Form Blazing Sword!
demoknight tf2 moment.