this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2024
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[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 79 points 19 hours ago
[–] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 23 points 15 hours ago

Apologize?

Did they sell out too quickly? That's sick. I want one.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 20 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Walmart wins the ugly sweater contest if they had one so bad they had to issue a public apology for it.

[–] masterbaexunn@lemmy.world 101 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

Why all this self censorship? Tits, ass, dick, cocaine, weed, whiskey tango foxtrot.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 56 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 69420@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 2 points 9 hours ago

Things that sound rude but are actually quite modest.

[–] Pechente@feddit.org 32 points 20 hours ago

So it ranks higher on social networks that are ad financed. These networks will usually „shadow ban“ content which references illegal things or contains swear words and rank it much lower since advertisers will not wanna put their ads next to it. It’s pathetic.

Also kinda dumb since this post is still about cocaine and whichever ad is next to will still be next to „bad cocaine content“ or whatever.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 14 points 20 hours ago

This is what you get when you teach a generation that bad words = social media ban = loss of your social circle. At least that's my theory.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago

Assfucking rollercoaster of cuticle paper cuts

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

That's suppose to be Santa?

[–] gingernate@sopuli.xyz 6 points 15 hours ago

I knew a drug dealer named frosty the snowman

[–] gingernate@sopuli.xyz 3 points 15 hours ago

Looks like frosty

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

It's medicinal!

How the hell else you expect this man to stay up all night delivering presents?

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 41 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Huh I wonder what that last word is. No way to tell with such a good censor job.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 23 points 20 hours ago

Lmao it's so bad I didn't even notice it

[–] Veedem@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

People do that so that the content doesn’t get shadow banned by automatic systems on social media.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 6 points 18 hours ago

Oh I know. I like to make fun of it.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 19 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

But those absolutely massively ginormous tits are ok?
(I personally think so)

Even the slogan ("le tits now") is sus.

[–] madthumbs@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sorry you don't have a sense of humor?

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 0 points 9 hours ago

-a weirdo with an anti-Linux obsession

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 18 hours ago
[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

This would be a great caption over a Scarface picture.