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[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 24 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The tweet should read: " an Immigrant just killed Santa"

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 14 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Elons open antisemitism phase is over. He is openly racist now.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Those two things in no way excuse each other.

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 73 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (3 children)
[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 36 points 12 hours ago

Yeah, but the compression artifacts make the other one more authentic.

[–] 69420@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

Needs more jpeg.

[–] Amanduh@lemm.ee 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Your version looks nice but my phone didn't recognize the format and thus I had to re-download the jpgd one and send that to my friends instead

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

webp is better for file size, but it's a newer file type.

Here's a jpeg with better quality.

[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 21 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

He would blame Muslims. Musk just had the Christmas market attacker’s pro-Israel tweets removed.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 35 points 11 hours ago

Except he also hates Jews.

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago

And anyone on the rescue operation is a pedo

[–] sumguyonline@lemmy.world 78 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Remember how Muammar Gaddafi acted all shocked when the crowd of angry people started bashing his head in??? I'm looking forward to seeing that same look on elons fat mishapen face. Dude looks like he half walrus, he should wear a toga to hide it better.

[–] obscur_e@lemm.ee 18 points 14 hours ago

"noooooo me built rocketszz >>>:[["

[–] __nobodynowhere@startrek.website 4 points 10 hours ago

NSFL but there are well documented photos of Mussolini's mutilated corpse. People don't fuck around.

[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 16 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

sleigh by tesla. rockets by spacex. ai by grok. flying or not-so-flying by x. internets by starlink.

solid piece of work.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Funded by PayPal.

[–] Muscle_Meteor@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 11 hours ago

Santa being real is the least innacurate part of this

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 9 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Who did Elon Musk buy Santas entire production from?

[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 22 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

How other immigrant colonizers do it, from no one. They say they discovered it and say everything is theirs.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 4 points 12 hours ago

Could they conquer Santas workshop?

Santa Claus has some pretty advanced technology

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 9 points 12 hours ago
[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

you are right this is 85% completely unrealistic.

[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 16 points 15 hours ago

Incredible lmao

[–] 4oreman@lemy.lol 1 points 10 hours ago

I already heard about this