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[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 36 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I know four people who are born on Christmas in my life.

Each one hated Christmas, or was really indifferent to Christmas.

All of them are messed up in other ways.

Parents who are expecting on Christmas... Don't.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 24 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

So try not to knock up the chick with the green bush on St. Patrick’s Day?

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 15 points 9 hours ago

I think this piece of advice applies regardless, to be honest.

[–] CEbbinghaus@lemmy.world 21 points 15 hours ago (3 children)
[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 15 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 17 points 14 hours ago

My my, such aggression. You gonna march him to his crucifixion?

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 8 points 13 hours ago

Do I have to?

Ok, fine. But you'll have to sing some good cadences

AND NO "OLD KING COLE"!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

THE 4TH OF JULY 🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫💪🏻👍🏻😎🍔🍺

(Am I doing this right ml?)

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 13 hours ago

Where's the bacon!? 🥓

Also needs two more flags. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

And then obviously one more bacon. 🥓

Yeah that should do it.:-)

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 4 points 13 hours ago

Ehhh, we don't really have much evidence on what time of year he was born either way. The traditional attribution from the Early Church is the 25th of December, but that could stem from a superstition of people dying on the anniversary of their death, which was believed to be on the 25th of March

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 13 points 15 hours ago
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Should have gone to Little Caesars

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Render unto Little Ceasars that which is Little Caesars'.

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 13 hours ago

Closed for Saturnalia