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[–] 666PeaceKeepaGirl@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People forget that after warning of the rise of Stalin, Lenin on his deathbed predicted that human society would create a "global network of interconnected communication technologies" that would enable "near-instantaneous international communication of large packages of information, such as images of hexagonal bears," the purveyors of which "shall be dubbed 'posters,' and it is they who shall revitalize our project at its deepest nadir."

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

"The ultimate plan of the communists - which cannot be shared among the capitalist dogs for any reason - is to eliminate absurdly large breasted women in video games." - Lenin, 1922

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Let me guess? The Yuri Bezemov bullshit again? They love dragging that CIA asset's speech out and dusting it off. It even made its way into a COD game. interesting how the USAmerikkkan gov. bankrupted the USSR with several decades of arms race, followed by operation cyclone, did "russiagate but for real" with Boris Yeltsin, and then cackled all the way to the bank as they privatized and looted the former USSR. but even in their victory, they can't stop letting communism live rent free in their heads because, surprise surprise, it isn't just the ideology of the Russian bolsheviks, but the ideology of the proletariat in all nations. they continue to "beat a dead horse" so to speak, high on pure uncut national chauvinist ideology, despite knowing the threat always came from the working class.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

It was cool how CoD introduced millions of kids to the John Birch Society with that trailer

[–] forcequit@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

come on now that's at least 2-3 five year plans ago

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What the actual fuck is a "Pray Vote Stand Summit"

America is so fucking weird

[–] forcequit@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago
[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Herman Caine literally gave his life for Donald Trump. catching covid by constantly speaking on his behalf and running interference for him during peak pandemic. shit was pathetic. imagine surviving cancer only to go out like that. deserved tbh soviet-huff

[–] TrudeauCastroson@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Q drops but for communism

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of that old canard about how in WWI the Allies supposedly captured a "list of communist rules for revolution."

[–] Civility@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago
[–] footfaults@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Ben Carson reading a bedtime story for all those tuckered out CHUDs