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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 79 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 17 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

As a man who likes fedoras, this stereotype offends me. Sadly, it's an accurate description most of th etime.

[–] kadup@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Usually the Redditors wear the fedora without knowing how to pair it correctly with the rest of their outfits, so don't worry, if you wear a nice attire and a fedora people won't get you confused with the guy wearing an ahegao t-shirt two sizes too small and cargo shorts.

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[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

And I can hear it spoken with a lisp that you get when talking with a mouth full of prosthetics. Pfemales

[–] socsa@piefed.social 23 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Women implies the existence of nimen and tamen

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

Ooo help me learn today if you don't mind... Where does this prefix grouping come from?

Edit: found it, I think: Chinese?

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[–] teije9@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

'feminine species' 😭😭😭

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[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 105 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A reliable source on TV told me you can't go wrong with

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[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago

In most contexts, you’d just say…”people”.

Or, if you’re actually trying to make a demographic-wide statement, like how women aren’t good at video games, you’d just say:

“IGNORE ME, I AN A SEXIST MORON.”

Basically, the meme isn’t much meant for the word choice, it’s how often incels have statements to make on half the population.

[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 1 day ago (5 children)

You remember how everyone just used to say women 10-20 years ago? I guess that's woke now. So much for conserving.

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[–] mustbe3to20signs@feddit.org 101 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (12 children)

That's a huge word ~~salat~~ salad just to say "I'm an incel"

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago

salat

Found the Ger(wo)man.

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[–] Anivia@feddit.org 22 points 1 day ago

Come on, that's just obvious bait

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 173 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Does this mean two females are able to produce sexually viable offspring?

[–] seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 60 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Im a hoe and I dont have a vagina so it clearly doesn't even work 😋

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 17 hours ago

Could you see to my garden plx

[–] Redredme@lemmy.world 118 points 1 day ago (7 children)

No, they want to be called LA class nuclear powered attack submarine.

We're in shit posting after all.

Happy Xmas, ya filthy animal!

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (6 children)

As a magical talking lion, I always go with, "Daughter of Eve."

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A talking lion and a flying squid? That's some Lovecraftian horror combo

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Flying Squid is just my mom de plume. I’m really a Jesus metaphor in big cat form.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

mom de plume

What would Freud say about this one? It's not overly sexual but I like it.

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[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 day ago

Yes but he's not looking for a woke word for "females", so "women" doesn't help.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 36 points 1 day ago

feminine species

[–] rivvvver@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 1 day ago (10 children)

"people with vaginas" is one option ig. or if they also identify as women, cis women is another option

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 16 hours ago

Casual erasure of post-op trans people is really fascinating to me. Like, how did our culture shift from the first thing people think about trans people being "have you had tHe sURgErY yet???" to "if you have a vagina and are a woman you are cis"?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I think "vag havers" is the preferred nomenclature.

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[–] buffalobuffalo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Here I go once again with the email
Every week I hope that it's from a female

Oh :( Not from a female

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[–] skvlp@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What is the difference between "people with vaginas" and "people with vaginas of the feminine species"? And what is the "feminine species"? Is it some (unspecified?) species where every specimen is of the feminine gender?

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago

He calls them the "female species" because the can't (won't) successfully breed with his own.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

People with vaginas include some trans men. The idiot in OP is not totally wrong. People with vaginas are females. But what he means is (cis) women.

[–] DillyDaily@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

The way the OP phrases it rules out trans men who have vaginas, trans women who have vaginas, and a bunch of cis women who've had certain pelvic traumas or cancers and therefore don't have vaginas.

What he's trying to say is "if you were born with a vagina and you align with it" which is actually still funny because I was born with my vagina, I like my vagina, I'll be happily keeping it even after all my surgeries....but if this OP saw my face he would put me in the "trans man" bucket because they lack nuance around identity.

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