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[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 4 points 4 hours ago

the wreath has a memory leak

modern app design and its consequences

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 12 points 8 hours ago

WDYM "malware like"? It is malware.

[–] Flashback956@feddit.nl 7 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Another reason to not buy any Asus stuff.

[–] Etterra 14 points 14 hours ago

Now ask the non-Christians need to do a class action lawsuit lol

[–] oo1@lemmings.world 47 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

"do not panic – your device is not compromised."

meme(always has been)

[–] reksas@sopuli.xyz 19 points 15 hours ago

if someone not you installing crap you dont want isn't compromised then i dont what is

[–] zerofk@lemm.ee 20 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

There is nothing wrong with your device. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We control the horizontal. We control the vertical.

[–] umbraroze@lemmy.world 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

...We control the treble, and all your bass belongs to us too.

/incredibly ancient joke

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[–] apostrofail@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Just like the Mozilla Mr. Robot “Easter egg”

[–] needanke@feddit.org 1 points 4 hours ago
[–] Shimitar@feddit.it 29 points 22 hours ago

Somebody should create a windows executable to be placed in the WPBT that silently install Linux on first windows boot....

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 345 points 1 day ago (34 children)

When you turn on your PC and notice that there’s a huge Christmas banner on your desktop, do not panic – your device is not compromised.

Hah, well a vendor just pushed unapproved executable to the device and ran it without consent. Under any definition or other context it's definitely compromised.

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[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago

every submit a help desk ticket to Asus asking wtf is going on

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