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[–] conciselyverbose@sh.itjust.works 375 points 2 days ago (3 children)

If it's unwanted, disruptive, and (allegedly) impacts performance, that's not "malware-like". It's malware.

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 201 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Confirmed, windows 11 is malware.

[–] amon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

The seven windows 11 users disagree with you

(I am not one of them)

[–] viking@infosec.pub 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It also automatically reinstalls itself through a BIOS feature. That's advanced level malware.

[–] FuCensorship@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

Right? I thought I read that wrong!

To disable future crap like this you gotta do it in the FUCKING BIOS? Wtf Asus....

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

~~I think the title indicates that it's like the malware known as "Christmas.exe".~~

Edit: I have too much faith in humanity..

[–] conciselyverbose@sh.itjust.works 72 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The title is pushing the narrative that "real companies" doing hostile bullshit isn't "real malware".

When companies ship malware, it should be called malware.

[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Most malware is corporate shitware.

Compared to the wealth of pop-ups, ads and tracker cookies ubiquitous in every website that are burning down forests so they can run black box algorithms to optimize dark patterns for extracting as much revenue as possible while working the sweatshop poor to the bone - worming their way into everything without the condom of extensions - a cryptostealer disguised as ChatGPT_NFT_money_explosion.exe made by some teenager in albania feels... benign.

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

From the article:

Even worse, the malware-looking Christmas wreath is linked to a process called “Christmas.exe.”

So the process was actually called that. It popped up on my machine this morning and I immediately started scanning the whole system for malware and searching to see if anyone else had this problem.

Jesus Christ what the fuck.