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[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 2 points 3 hours ago

Use a laptop to... Feel great? Not sure what exactly is meant here.

[–] dsilverz@thelemmy.club 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Sometimes I use the laptop over my chest while laying down. I avoid this because of the heat, but the laziness gets to me sometimes.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The keyboard is basically unusable in the top right picture. Extremely uncomfortable to type in this position.

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 11 points 8 hours ago

I think there's an external keyboard

[–] OmegaLemmy 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Can't you just... Lean back?

Why do you feel the need to do this?

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Some people have bad posture or other issues. I had undiagnosed ADHD for 37 years and let’s say I had a very terrible way of sitting in chairs to try and keep still that it becomes difficult to break that habit.

Here is how I default to sitting if not paying attention and checking myself, hope you appreciate my Picasso like talents for art 😂

[–] OmegaLemmy 2 points 6 hours ago

I do that when my feet feel cold

[–] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I guess some sitting positions are universal, hello fellow foot on the chair fella, do you also do the thing where you wrap your feet around the chair legs, or where you slowly slide down until your head touches the chair?

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Not sure what you mean by wrap feet around the chair, might need a drawing.

I do often slide further down until head touches chair when sitting with feet on the ground.

[–] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Not sure what you mean by wrap feet around the chair, might need a drawing.

again, Picasso like art on this one

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Ah I’m an idiot. It’s so obvious now.

Yes I have been known to sit like this. As well as ok the chair style in my picture, attempting to wrap legs around the single down pole in the middle.

I guess some things really are universal after all

[–] AriesAspect@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago (2 children)

On the wall is an important innovation my smooth brain didn't think of

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I got one of them rolly ball mice you use with your thumb. Fucking game changer, it does not require any kind of flat surface.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 day ago

Trackball ftw

[–] NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

I got a wireless handheld one and was great for couch gaming, I'd give baby a bottle and they would sleep so I didn't want to move and just used the trackball in one hand and a keypad on the other

[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 6 points 1 day ago

Yep, that's wild

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My wife, that hasn't used her laptop on a desk since 2018:

[–] beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago

Why would she? It's a laptop, not a desktop ;)

What side is the fan on? Is he getting lint all up in that mamabored?

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

No shit, that is peak performance 🔥🔥🔥

[–] thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

My wrists though... if I'm using a laptop without peripherals, it's because I currently don't have access to peripherals, and need to use the keyboard and trackpad on my laptop...

That's a big mood.

[–] PolyLlamaRous@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Is that reddit on his screen?

[–] Monzcarro@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My work laptop/ tablet thingy doesn't give me permission to control rotation, otherwise I would be doing this. Chronic pain and fatigue means I sometimes just need to lie down during work. Luckily I can use speech to text.

[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

But you don't need to rotate the screen for this to work...?

[–] Monzcarro@feddit.uk 2 points 9 hours ago

Ha sorry, I realise I missed out pertinent information! They have it set to auto-rotate and I can't turn it off.

As it must be