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[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 60 points 3 days ago (3 children)

FYI, in the Catholic faith, the bread and wine don’t represent the body and blood, they literally are.

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I know you're not supposed to put down other people's faith, but this is weird.

Cannibals, the lot of them

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

You're telling me that you believe that Christ comes back to life every Sunday in the form of a bowl of crackers and you proceed to just eat the man?

  • Charlie from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"
[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Comes up in the new Indiana Jones game, where he deciphers a tome stating a need for holy blood - and his priest friend just hands him a bottle of wine.

[–] Snowcano@startrek.website 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I remember having this conversation with my mom when I was young and saying something like, “Well that’s great then, this is an easy win. Scientists should be able to examine them and confirm the change and then we know what the Bible is telling us is true,” and she replied that that’s not how faith works. And I was dumbfounded and like, “But… it would be so easy…”

And that lesson of how willfully choosing ignorance is somehow something to be valued was a key turning point in my waking up to the bullshit of religion. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago

Perfect moment to ask why are the people in the Bible special if they didn't had any faith. They literally were supposed to see that supernatural shit, no faith needed.

But now that no supernatural shit is anywhere to be found you must have faith, and adore those who didn't need that amount of faith.

Not that it would change anything as religion is based in irrational thinking. But it's always fun to do it with the ones who try to fake some logical arguments into the discussion.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Represents‽ No they are the body and blood of santa

[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Represents‽ No they are the body and blood of santa

Bah. You Catholics and your Transubstantiation, and the Evangelicals and their Memorialism, are both wrong.

The body and blood of Santa are present in, with, and under the cookies and milk.

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Transsantaniation

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

...to stay alive, naturally.

Kind of like Chiquitita in Dan Da Dan.

Anyway Santa gives gifts in exchange for keeping him alive with sustenance one night a year.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Because Santa has the Cannibalism perk.

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why do Catholics eat Jesus?

why don't they find a tastier, less crumbly god?

[–] if_only@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

So, uh... what does the carrot represent?

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Nothing. That's just for some celebratory pegging after the kids go to bed.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

The Dong of Rudolph.

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Milk is literally filtered blood.

Also, nut milk comes from male cows.

[–] knexcar@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

How much did that user pay to have so many verified check marks?

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Hail Jesus?

[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 6 points 3 days ago

British children have notes.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Gonna milk Santa dry tomorrow

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Santa definitely rocking that cookie bod.

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 days ago

That's why Santa is always so red!