Holy shit, I've accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I'm somehow only 40 years old.
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Or maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.
Yeah, or not
I mean it's technically not wrong. I'm 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.
I'm 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.
Born again Christian who wasn't quite done sinning after the first reset? 😛
Clearly written by an LLM. Math is hard.
Let that sink in.
If you invite it in, you're powerless against it.
I refuse to
We've retired the joke:
Can you imagine sending that one perpetual intern who's so tired of your shit to Home Depot to buy the cheapest sink for your lame joke as the world's richest man starved for attention?
look at a picture of him today vs then, He looks like he gained 25 years
drugs are a helluva drug
Born in 1985. 'bout to turn 100 in a couple months.
Born in '78, basically immortal
Bullshit, the last person from the before-fore times died off millennia ago.
I just turned 100 last month, it's fuckin awesome, I can fly now, only like for a mile, but everything I need is within a mile radius, so I'm saving Soo much on fuel and parking.
Only 1900s kids would understand.
Are the years metric?
That math doesn't math. I'm just the right kind of old to know, no coffee required.
Might take a few decades to properly sink in tho.
1990 gang calling in, I’ll be 65 this January
You younglings won't understand, but after about age 35, your brain filters out calendar math and you won't notice the meme is wrong.
This meme is from the future!
Assuming we make it that far
Huge assumption
I believe this, but mostly because I was born yesterday.
One day this meme will be true.
Um. I was born in 1984 and I just turned 40 this year, thank you.
Good thing you got in ahead of 1998 then!
Time to bury my 45 year old husband brb
👮🏼♀️👮🏼♀️👮🏼♀️👮🏼♀️
look at my steam account, i'll be 125 yrs old on 1/1/25
Congratulations!
this will become true in just a couple of years from now, assuming you represent age as a base-six number. (4*6+5 == 2027-1998
)
I guess this is one of those memes that age like fine wine?
More like a broken clock: correct eventually for a short time.
Math is hard
It doesn't get easier once ya turn 100, sonny, let me tell ya.
I'm born in 1975.
I'm fucking sunk. :)
I'm having a 50 year old crisis, wants to stop working, wants to travel, wants to have a new life. The entire kit. It's fun. Really. :)
I genuinely like to try to make myself think statements like this are true. If I do it for like a few years and start actually buying it myself, then I'll be pleasantly surprises when I actually turn 40.
I'm 145 years old. Where are my bald gang at?
Well I'm balding like one at least.