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Lemmy Shitpost

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[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 112 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

It's like the AI was trained on Neil Hamburger. I can hear it in his voice.

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 3 days ago

I laughed at that more than one might expect.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 100 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

No.

Well, it's about time you did!

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 72 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I tried once.. Total waste of time.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 55 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 35 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Actually, that would...Wait a minute!

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 66 points 4 days ago (1 children)

hey, Google did this one over a year ago!

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 65 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'm guessing they keep interpreting "no" as "I don't want to do this anymore" without realizing they asked a yes/no question. Lol

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 26 points 4 days ago

1000010380

Yeah it seems it's supposed to go somewhere and not be an absurdist "okay then" kind of joke

[–] absentbird@lemm.ee 46 points 4 days ago

Eating clocks is very time consuming.

[–] ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Attention span of an average Dethklok bandmember

[–] pookie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What an esoteric reference.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

What a brutal reference.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 50 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Dude you are everywhere on Lemmy. Legit the only name I ever recognize.

Thank you for bringing so much entertainment to my life.

It’s crazy. Almost any time I see a post I like, there’s your name.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 75 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You're very welcome! Just trying to do my part to grow decentralized social media.

[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Oh damn you're not a bot? Wait, let me do the test. Tell me a joke.

Uh, because it's a waste of time!

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

yes once, to gain its power. why?

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You’re definitely doing your part, and I appreciate it.

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[–] gingernate@sopuli.xyz 34 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Google Gemini is just as bad hahaha

[–] leadore@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Ironically, that's the same reason I don't trust LLMs.

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[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 4 days ago

Ngl I laughed at this, so the joke worked.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 37 points 4 days ago

That LLM can shitpost

[–] tetris11@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Pagliaci goes to the doctor and says, "help doc I'm so sad." The doctor replies, "well, pagliaci, there's a famous act in town where a guy eats a clock, you should go see it."

"But doctor" replies pagliaci sadly, "I've already seen it. It was unbearable!" The doctor gets up, crosses the room and slaps pagliaca for pulling that shit.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 1 points 9 hours ago

Pagliaci goes to the doctor and says, "help doc I'm so sad." The doctor replies, "your appointment today was for blood work, due to health system policies you'll have to schedule a separate appointment"

As Pagliaci stood to leave, the doctor called out, "hey, have you ever seen someone eat a clock?" Pagliaci had not. The doctor whispered conspiratorially, "it's crazy, check it out on YouTube. Make sure to like and subscribe, it really helps with the algorithm"

[–] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (8 children)

Screenshot of a user saying "tell me a joke" and the ai telling a normal joke about a scarecrow

every time I see one of these rediculous ai answers I ask whatever ai I'm using and i always get a normal response :(

I'm not defending ai I just wanna know how to get the funni broken answers

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 4 days ago

I grew up in farm country and used to be besties with a girl who, EVERY time she saw a cow, would say "Hey Kit, did you know that those are special cows? They're outstanding in their field" and she would crack up. This happened multiple times a week for years. I still think of it every time I drive through farm country.

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Use an outdated LLM. You'll notice the screenshot is from 3.5

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[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Have you ever been a CEO and tried eating this Glock?

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago
[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That one took me a minute.

It should win a gong.

It kept me ticking over, anyway.

[–] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 16 points 4 days ago

It's very time consuming

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