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Jokes on you I have insomnia, I can't even sleep straight ๐Ÿ˜Ž

[โ€“] Fleur_@lemm.ee 33 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Which one of you bitch asses getting 8hrs

[โ€“] Neptr@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Fleur_@lemm.ee 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The top 1% of sleepers are hoarding all the sleep.

[โ€“] Neptr@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 5 days ago

Eventually it'll trickle down.

[โ€“] OmegaLemmy 6 points 5 days ago

4h or 14h

Very shit!

Me usually. I dont function with less than 7 and i need 8 if i actually want to use my brain in any productive capacity.

[โ€“] DogWater@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Bro I thought that said h8rs

[โ€“] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

when i navigate for my uncle while he is driving and i tell him to go straight, he always replies, "can i go gaily forward, instead?"

he is a great human :p

[โ€“] loutr@sh.itjust.works 19 points 6 days ago

Yeah but according to Andrew Tate sleeping is gay so it all works out in the end.

[โ€“] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You don't know how gay my sleeping is.

More than 5?

Pass out at 8, wake up at 12, hang out until 4am then go back to sleep

[โ€“] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 12 points 6 days ago

When your gay friend has a psychotic episode and need to be put in a straightjacket:

[โ€“] WereCat@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

When gay people die, do they go straight to hell?

[โ€“] celeste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 days ago

Straight people when they finally are happy (gay)!