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[–] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 166 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I've always pronounced it Ass-key

[–] AtomicHotSauce@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Count me amongst the Ass-keyers.

[–] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Welcome to the fold. First rule of 🍑 🔑: claim territory, and keep the isekai clan off our turf.

They give you trouble, you call me, captchisce? 🤌

[–] sevan@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I was trying to combine Captcha with Capisce (pronounced capeesh, like an italian mobster) as a joke, but I'm not sure it landed 😅

[–] sevan@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, I get it now. :)

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

There seems to be a rendering error in three places here.␄

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

😎 🇦 🇸 🇸 🇰 🇪 🇾 🔹 🇲 🇦 🇳 ™️

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Hey everybody, the Asskey Man's back!

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[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 51 points 2 weeks ago

I say ass key

[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 46 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

ASCII a stupid question and you get a stupid ANSI

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 weeks ago

ASCII a stupid question

if you’re ISO 8859-1

a stupid ANSI

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 23 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The joke is that 'isekai' in Japanese translates to "another world" in English. 1985 was truly another world, as anyone who was there might attest.

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Oh right, the "hit by a truck" cliche.

[–] eleitl@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

So was 1975.

[–] logi@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You sure it wasn't IBM time travellers from 1985 sent her to ebcdic you?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Lemmy is the only place I've seen EBCDIC referenced, other than the college class that introduced me to it.

Lemmy is for sure the only place where I've seen a JOKE about it. Nerd.

I like you.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I worked for a credit bureau for a while and a product we had used a mainframe for billing customers. So the billing file was in EBCDIC.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Financial and health institutions are famously behind the times.

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[–] TGhost@lemm.ee 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

isnt it a joke ? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isekai,

Ace-Qii as french, however,

[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Quick, I need an American. How do you guys pronounce 'isekai'? Going off the correct Japanese pronunciation this post does not make any sense. These things aren't even close in the way I say them.

[–] Khanzarate@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

ih-seh-kai, and ASCII like ass-key. They aren't close, to me.

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[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 9 points 2 weeks ago

Ee-sik-kai and ass key. I bet I'm double wrong but less wrong than OOP. There not close.

[–] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

i usually would hear EE-seh-kai or EE-say-kai, given that its basically I and Sekai(meaning world in japanese) put together. so how you pronounce the latter should depend on how you pronounce the word Sekai

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

We don’t. We make you speak American, like god intended.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 9 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

Someone once told me that JWT is pronounced "jot", so I do. People call me a lunatic for it, but I still do.

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

It's missing an O sound, that's why you're a psycho

Please don't kill anyone whose net worth is <= 100m

[–] eleitl@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe he's Welsh.

[–] DasSkelett@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 weeks ago

For me it will always be the James Web(b) Token.

[–] AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

jwit when I am in a good mood, jwat when I am not.

[–] youstolemyname@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Jowt Jawt Juwt Jiwt Jewt

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[–] HamsterRage@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

It seems more rikely, if hit by an IBM truck in 1985 that he would be ebcdic'd to Seattle.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Even in japanese it's like asukii

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[–] PantanoPete@tucson.social 6 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

This must be the guy who pronounces it Jif

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[–] hono4kami@pawb.social 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I had lived in Japan and can speak pretty good Japanese. I can say that this is just straight up wrong. LOL where does one even get this info

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

gaikokujin AMIRITE

[–] lamp@neon.nightbulb.net 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

One can find little quips like this in Usenet archives:

Donkey Button == Ass Key == ASCII

https://www.rocksolidbbs.com/computers/article-flat.php?id=8199&group=alt.folklore.computers#8199

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I've also heard "A S C I 2" which seems really weird.

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