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European countries start national stockpiling of olive oil.
The average european already does that.
I do that😔
For how many years do you stockpile? I try to buy a yearly supply and often get overflow from one year to the next.
Not years but about 6 months worth. I'm very picky with my olive oil so if I find a good price in one of the brands I like best I'll buy some... bu I usually alredy have a ton at home lol. But I use it everyday, not only to cook and for salad but also in the bread or the popcorn. My favorite food is Olive Oil
I am interested in the rare slime. Where do I subscribe to rare slime facts?
You can captivate a nation by giving them a rare slime
It's starting already...
Chapelle Roan gets shot on stage, the bullet bounces off her armor and hits Donald Trump. He dies but gets resuscitated.
It misses but he pretends to die poorly, and stands backup proclaiming god sent him back. Whitehouse merch sales skyrocket.
does getting your armor dented count as a wardrobe malfunction? this could be a two for one
That was the point of my joke. I mean, if after getting hit, the straps failed and the chestplate fell down, it would be a malfunction.
Mpox and Bird Flu go big and a giant sign appears in the sky, "The planet's anti parasite medications will continue until fever symptoms subside."
Bill Gates will work with FEMA to engineer a brain worm that is more effective than vaccines. There will be an “anti-worm” movement where soccer moms buy Russian vaccines on the dark web with dogecoin.
Gave humanity the ole switcheroo
The queerbaiting one is already a half point and it's still not 2025 yet.
Yeah that is CRAZYYY
The rare slime thing already happened tho. It’s called “That one time I got reincarnated as a slime”
That was my first thought. My second was that somehow people became interested in the unique behavior of slime molds.
He's not a bad slime you know
Is this English
Had the same reaction, but I quickly realised I'm happy about my ignorance here. My gut reaction is that it's extremely US-centric and stuff you'd need to be an always online, mainly MSM, kind of person. Nooooope, thank you.
Trump dies but comes back to life
Technically this could happen if he's put on cardiac bypass for heart surgery.
What's wrong with snapbacks?
My wishful thinking. Tierra Whack blows up. Her music is fire and one of the most original artists out there right now. Philly represent!
Wow, I’ve never met another Tierra Whack fan in the wild!
We out here wildin my friend.
Fav song?
Mine is Fruit Salad.
edit - I just heard her song Black Magic Woman. This work is fucked that is bussin
Edit edit - now on Meghan Good.
I'm in 3035 and you're all in 2024.
I'm high AF.
What is a queerbaiting arc?
Queerbaiting: Pretending or hinting that you may be LGBT+, in order to trick people into liking you more, or to pay more attention to you or your work. Sometimes this is a way to try to get LGBT+ fans, sometimes it's trying to get straight people who think LGBT+ people/acts are sexy.
Arc, as in story arc of a tv show or book series: So, it's for a set period of time, and then they move on, not really acknowledging again.
Pop acts have done this a lot.
Well Billie Eilish and Chapell Roan have been releasing songs about cunnilingus and heavy petting lately that have been ok in specific circles which keeps them employed so in order to get in on that and also hopefully capture so more name recognition Arianna Grande will put in a show of being queer and then act upset about backlash but then rise above it to state that it doesn't matter making a big song about their bold new life choice, and then drop it after snapbacks come back without really ever talking about it ever again.
No, no, it's queerbating. She's obviously going to open up to hawk girl on the view about what she flicks the bean towards, and then market the 'slime' to all the insane people...
and the video promoting it prominently displays her wrists with snapbacks on them.
I think I hate myself for this mental image.
Ohh, here I was thinking that was a typo. Thank you for clarifying
Are snapbacks out? Damn.
One of the first times I remember feeling old was when I heard people saying snapback instead of (baseball) cap. Things just kept skibiding from there
Why do I feel like this will 100% be accurate
Ofc the writers would make a hell of a twist for the 2024 season end, and then phone it in for season 2025. SMDH
Interesting. What planet is this about?
