this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2024
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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

cheese, steak.

I don't see what's missing /s

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

It's missing the philly.

[–] iii@mander.xyz 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Doesn't look to bad tbh. Not restaurant food, but a good midweek lunch.

Am I insane?

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 9 points 1 week ago

Nah, only thing I'd change is the bread.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Those peppers look raw, onions a bit too, but otherwise an alright sandwich to me.

[–] MumboJumbo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

The onion looks like it started to caramelize, maybe more salt on it to let it sweat before cooking. And the pepper has a lil bit of char on it. Good effort, 6/10.

[–] mister_flibble@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Honestly I think if you tossed this whole thing in a frying pan and cooked it up like grilled cheese it would improve by several orders of magnitude.

[–] Wolfizen@pawb.social 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Where is the hoagie??? It's a food crime but its your food so you get a pardon.

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think you might be shot if you attempted to serve this in Philly

[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

And you'd honestly deserve it

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How was it?
I would have toasted the bread a little bit. It looks good though!

Yea change that bread up and it’s no longer half bad looking.

Steak is way too thick and chewy. Either overcooked and / or used the wrong cut.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago

I will fight you.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Something is seriously wrong with that steak, was it frozen when you started cooking it? Did you just chuck it in the pan and then turn on the heat? Is it microwaves? I would say it's over cooked based on the inside but then there should be some caramelisation on the outside.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

I think you nailed it, this sandwich has to have been completely microwaved from scratch

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Have you never boiled your steak? It's delicious, and you get free steak water.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I .. am sceptical .. and don't want to risk good meat in finding out

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Free steak water does sound good though

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

stock cubes or bovril are probably easier ways to get meat water

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

This is free steak water tho

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It could've been cooked before being cut.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 1 points 1 week ago

It was cooked too long if that's the case, also how many of these abominations is this person making, also what maniac doesn't sear a steak after slicing it off a slow cooked fillet?

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago

The reverse of Americans posing full English breakfasts

[–] thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago

This is obviously a jedi mind trick

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Did AI make this?

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

Is that actual filly cheese and filly steak?