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[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 77 points 1 month ago

Dems dropped 15 million votes. Greens got less than 15 million votes. But it’s all greens fault stupid voters angry-place

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 61 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Comrade stroke take my energy. Take my last drop. I will give my life for this cause

spirit-bomb

[–] buh@hexbear.net 62 points 1 month ago (1 children)

god fucked up when they gave matt christman a stroke instead of giving john redditman a second stroke

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Matt Christman battles the Balrog and returns as Christman the White?

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 58 points 1 month ago

I like how he badly cropped out the many more votes the Libertarian Party "stole" from the GOP. biden-megamind

[–] brainw0rms@hexbear.net 51 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The incredible hubris to simultaneously call 64k people dipshits and also imply that they owe you their vote. Hope he dies horribly.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hope he has another stroke and loses the majority of his motor functions

[–] brainw0rms@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Yup, there are some things worse than instant death. Being unable to move around, speak coherently, and/or piss and shit without assistance is up there, definitely what a piece of garbage like him deserves.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

There's a tribal elder I'll see at work alot who had a stroke and I made sure to remember how he likes his coffee and check in on him whenever I see him. It's really a terrible fate I wouldn't wish on any decent human being

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 50 points 1 month ago

Weird. Wonder how many vote the Libertarian might have taken from the Republicans. John Thomas drew ~87k votes. Oh... but I guess Greens are the only one that could take votes from the Democrats. Honestly either way, its fucking stupid to even think about this in this way. The Democrats and Republicans aren't owed any votes that go to third parties.

[–] ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 45 points 1 month ago

ugh fetterman is such a loser. it could never be the dems veering right that helped the GOP, it was green party voters

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago

Eat my shit and hair there is only room up here for one giant!

Hey! Hey! Settlerman! Do some math for me! If FIFTEEN PERCENT of your voters fucking discorporated how did .9% of the electorate hurt you? OH THAT'S RIGHT THEY DIDN'T YOU JUST FUCKING SUCK

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They know the third party vote didn't change the outcome in a single state.

They're hoping if they say it now, 30% of the people who hear it will never hear otherwise

[–] urmums401k@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Just ensuring none of us will ever deal with these shit sticks again.

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

Please, comrade clot!

[–] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 25 points 1 month ago

Uncritical support to clumps of blood cells and platelets.

[–] Test_Tickles@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I think he's talking about a senate race in PA where it looks like, mathematically anyway, those Green votes would put the Dem ahead of Republican but he can still fuck off. Their level of smugness is unbearable.

Also why doesn't CNN's results ticker show the other participants in that senate race? Nvm I know the answer

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I think he's talking about a senate race in PA where it looks like, mathematically anyway, those Green votes would put the Dem ahead of Republican but he can still fuck off.

There are two libertarian turbo-chuds also running for that PA Senate seat, who peeled off nearly twice as many votes from the Republicans than the Greens did from the Democrats. You can even see the edges of their vote totals cropped off in his screenshot.

And that's even assuming they would have voted for either party anyway! Many of them wouldn't have voted at all!

He's a tremendously unserious dipshit.

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Them's rookie numbers, means you suck.

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao shrek-troll

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Yinzer Shrek has layers, but every single one of them is bad at math.

[–] shath@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao shrek-troll

[–] Quaxamilliom@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao shrek-troll

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So good that you posted it five times. Hard to disagree, though.

[–] Quaxamilliom@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

lol, on my end it looked like it wasn't posting fml

[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao shrux

[–] Quaxamilliom@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao shrek-troll

[–] Quaxamilliom@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao shrek-troll

[–] QueerCommie@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao shrek-troll

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

I don't wanna sound like I told you so but I always had a feeling that this Sasquatch was a fraud

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao shrek-troll

[–] Quaxamilliom@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao

[–] Quaxamilliom@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao shrek-troll

[–] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao shrek-troll

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hold on, starting my new rockabilly band

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Is it called ”Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao”?

[–] QueerCommie@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao shrek-troll