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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago

It’s going to be really fun to see them dust off the same exact playbook next time around, I already have two copies of it, I use one to even out the table in my kitchen, and the other I use the pages to pick up my dogs shit in the yard.”

[–] blazera@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Theyre not the ones that need to learn. Voters need to learn DNC is a bunch of wealthy moderates grifting voters.

[–] lath@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What if the DNC privately wins by making sure their candidate loses?

[–] shadowfax13@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 day ago

nah pelosi is crying her eyes out as she will have to pay less taxes on all those millions she earns from insider trading & lobbying for big tech.

its a win win for them.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/TY8ysOD2GWwAAAAd/crying-crying-meme.gif

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