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DNC Announces Plans to Learn Nothing from This (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago

It’s going to be really fun to see them dust off the same exact playbook next time around, I already have two copies of it, I use one to even out the table in my kitchen, and the other I use the pages to pick up my dogs shit in the yard.”