Remember kids! Jesus was best friends with a prostitute. This is in fact something God and Jesus would approve of....probably. If she's the kind of lady who's down with Jesus and only does stuff with other ladies when a guy is also involved, then I think Jesus and God would be cool with her.
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This was always going to happen.
Is there any fanart of Vatican x Samsung?👀
That took longer than I expected.
Those came out as soon it was announced actually.
Yeah, that's more like it.
5 minutes after the Vatican presented her, there was already porn. Some say even earlier.
Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Knowing the Catholic Church, this is a chicken or the egg moment.
Nah, the official girl figure came first. The porn version they had on hand was a boy.
Googling “Luce porn” immediately surfaced sites where people are posting what appears to be handmade images of exactly that (click at your own risk), but searching Civitai specifically, a site which makes AI-generating porn of anyone and anything extremely easy, turned up the real motherlode.
I gotta say, the choice to write this article itself is questionable. It's obvious this stuff would exist to anyone familiar with the internet, but describing the images in lurid detail and saying exactly how to get them complete with direct links, kinda sus.
Got to scare the norimes. It would be news worthy if there wasn't a fuck ton of porn instantly.
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Damn. The thought-police are out in force in this thread, and are completely unable to separate fiction from reality.
This place feels more and more like Reddit every day.
Would.
Took longer than I expected.
bet they dont try very hard to get it to stop
It'd be the first time the catholic church tried to STOP sexual exploitation of a minor.
More likely they'll move the people making the porn to a far off town.
Catholic Church: "Um actually she's not a minor, she's a 3,000 year old diety that just looks like a-"
why would they? How would they?
rule 34
that didn't take long, at all. wasn't it introduced, like, a few days ago?
I'm surprised it took this long to be honest.
As soon as they announced it, people dove head first into that degeneracy.
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