The tagline I got right after reading this was:
Immediately pulling out of my partner to log onto hexbear dot net.
Seems significant.
this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2024
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How else are we supposed to post in the Just Had Sex megathread?
There's a comm for that, it's called The_Wall
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Over our years of knowing each other, Layaway Man had waved the occasional red flag. We met in the lead-up to the 2016 election, and I knew he did not like Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump. He said something vaguely about probably voting for Gary Johnson, and I must have dissociated, because I kept seeing him. One time, he was very aggressive with someone standing too close to him on the subway as we commuted after one of our nights together, and it frightened me. He also posted to his Instagram a photo of an apparently unhoused man sleeping on the subway, which to me seemed pointlessly cruel — Patrick Bateman–esque, maybe, or even Trumpian. (Yes, I did just put them in order of scariness.)
Lmao why am I reading this garbage. "This piece of shit I was sleeping with turned out to be a piece of shit."
If my body is a wonderland you want to experience, then to even be considered for entry, you better fucking vote to protect all bodies.
Vote to protect all bodies is a crazy thing to say from someone voting for a party responsible for creating 100,000s of corpses
This whole election cycle, libs have been inadvertently making great cases to vote PSL
I asked him if he’d been following COVID-19 rules as strictly as I had, and when he said yes, I decided that he was the something nice I deserved.
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Breaking covid isolation, during the height of the pandemic no less.
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Liberal with "history of hooking up with 'bad' men and narcissists."
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White woman+kamala supporter
I'm disappointed but not surprised
- Frames a person as a commodity that is deserved.
Internet incel shit
That's a good one, I didn't even consider that and just glossed over the language.
I asked him if he’d been following COVID-19 rules as strictly as I had, and when he said yes,
okay so even disregarding everything else he was obviously lying lmao
But as incompatible as we were ideologically, we were very compatible chemistry-o-logically.**
this person gets paid to write this shit
This is the liberal version of "I might be racist but my dick isnt"
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imagine being in the middle of sex and stopping to show your partner a YouTube video you made... lmao was it on his mind while they were fucking ??
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look, for some people, when their horniness reaches desperation level, their personal ideology goes out the window when it comes to choosing a partner. I'm not even judging that element of it, that's a decision she has to make for herself. but the point of this article is to publicly self-flagellate for that choice for the approval of liberals, and that is what makes this so repulsive to me. she literally could have just said nothing
odds this is part of a humiliation fetish are probably not zero
The author wears her Kamala Harris "Brat" T-shirt.
This is adding weight to the "humiliation fetish" theory.
It was very weird that every single annoying democrat somehow happened to have the same fetish this summer not sure what that was about.
Something something all politics is sexual pathology
The entire article is basically massive self own after massive self own. Seriously just read it. Capital L liberal nonsense.
A surprisingly high number of people will sleep with or even get married to people without even knowing their politics. Idk what's up
fairly sure straight women would all die spinsters if they didn't ignore the potential politics of their partners
haha yeah
I just find it bonkers that someone would get a few years into a marriage and find out that their husband believes that women shouldn't vote and kids are property. Like, what do people even talk about?
- can you believe this isnt butter?
- wait, this isnt butter? i cant believe this isnt butter!
- i know, right? i believed it was butter, i totally did!
- amazing how it's not butter even though we both believed it was butter!
He also posted to his Instagram a photo of an apparently unhoused man sleeping on the subway, which to me seemed pointlessly cruel — Patrick Bateman–esque, maybe, or even Trumpian. (Yes, I did just put them in order of scariness.)
the only way Trump is scarier than Patrick Bateman is that he isn't fictional.
Feed me many many french fries
Feed me many many french fries
It just like me fr fr
I was having sex
first mistake right there
that's why you choose to sleep with communists.
If you EVER stop infighting....
Sex with communists is always orgy because you need an entire committee to be the top
Tfw you overhear the top committee talking about running a train but it turns out they mean investing in sustainable public transit but it's ok because you're into that too
Struggle sessions 
A neophyte Marxist in the org, spread-eagle, face down on a king-sized bed, wearing nothing but the leather cuffs on their wrists and ankles, and a collar. A figure sits on the edge of the bed, stroking the sub's hair, then they grab the leash and gently pull in a way meant not to harm but just to grab one's attention. They lean in to the blushing, heavy-breathing sub's ear, and slowly growl:
"'Freedom of criticism' is undoubtedly the most fashionable slogan at the present time, and the one most frequently employed in the controversies between socialists and democrats in all countries."
Finally some fucking news.
I've walked into being jumped with less trepidation than I walked into reading this article
So much of this thread is in violation 
"I can fix her" is strong here
uphold volcel thought
I'm not going to read this, but my hope is that they discovered it when the guy shouted TRUMP in religious ecstasy as he busted, condomlessly.
I estimate the ratio of bozos I've had sex with to bozos I've narrowly avoided having sex with is < 1
#Prude
He shows her his YouTube channel and makes her watch a political-rant-in-car video while they're both completely naked in bed. Just so you know.
I need a few good people for a dangerous :logout: :touch-grass: mission; raising the sexual standards of liberals, because *waving hands at this nonsense*
I can't guarantee you will come home with your sanity intact. We will be infiltrating deep behind the dating lines with limited Hexbear contact to avoid triggering BlueMAGA alarms.
I can volunteer for this. I just wanted to have something clarified - we are still paying attention to the safewords of the liberals in question, right? I'm perfectly happy to bend one over my knee with their hands in leather cuffs carabiner'd behind their back for a sensual yet dominant spanking, but only with their explicit consent.
we are still paying attention to the safewords of the liberals in question, right?
Of course! What are we, the GOP? I want to ruin liberals for 
and 
by setting their standards so sky high that they'll have 
but to abandon liberalism for 
honestly this is exactly what liberals deserve 
You're not wrong, but I don't want to hand RedMAGA a win by default. Give 'em a taste of 'Better Sex Under Socialism' and leave 'em with frustration over the status quo.
