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[–] noxy@yiffit.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

unicorn cum is almost certainly better for the average person

[–] Emi@ani.social 2 points 5 hours ago

And it's fun getting it out.

[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Pretty sure she is eating out that unicorn.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 15 points 1 day ago

It appears to be pleased

[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

¿Por qué no los dos?

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The pony seems to enjoy it, so it's fine.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago
[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

Unless you have any peer reviewed studies proving that unicorn farts are harmful, I demand full legalization.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would be really surprised if there's not a strain called Unicorn Farts

[–] Jerkingass@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I had Unicorn Tears strain over the weekend. Pretty nice. There is a beer that is infused with edible glitter that makes your poop glitter the next day called Unicorn Farts. DuClaw brewing.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Alright Mr Fasteroza! I'm gonna need to see some license and registration please. Are you hi right now?

Ohhh, hiiiii!

Do you know how many Marijuanas so had for lunch today?

Nahh, I didn't go out to lunch with Mari or Juana officer. I didn't even see them today.

[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 6 points 2 days ago

Look, if magical unicorn farts are real maybe it's worth a try

That'd be one hell of an attachment for the volcano