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[–] bl_r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 22 hours ago

That is way too many picks lmao. Nobody needs a set that big. Just a few tensioners, a rake, and a pair of single pin picks would be plenty.

Think of how much inventory you could save if you ditch some things like the pick gun and the many rakes and weird single pin picks. Everything else is necessary though, especially the geode.

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Wow... "Purses" is not what my dyslexic, morning brain read and it gave this meme a whole different spin.

[–] rockhstrongo@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My girlfriend had computer RAM in her purse. That is now why she is my wife.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 hours ago

as effective as a knife, but perfectly legal to carry

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

You never know when Chrome will strike. Smart lady

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

My ex-wife literally had every one of these except the P.T. Cruiser, for real. I always hated smoking from her purse bong because she never had water in it so I had to use the ketchup.

[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Unrealistic; master locks require no more than a rake to open

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 50 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I once knew a woman who kept a lock picking set in her purse. She used it a few times when we were at the beach after sundown and the bathrooms were locked before we got there. She was the real transgender bathroom menace.

That woman sounds like the hero we need.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Those devious trans women are... going into bathrooms when there's nobody there?

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The ketchup container isn't even that unrealistic. I've met women that will pull out their own condiments. I'd go as far as to say it's a massive green flag for me. Please share that purse sriracha, miss.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

Me trying to figure out what to drop from my inventory.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah what if i tell you i keep woman's purse in my cargo pant, which i gonna pull out another pair of cargo pant from that purse?

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago

This sounds like it’s gonna end with a portal to the astral sea

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

So - that's why it hurts so hard to get hit by one!

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

The bong, gently used hot dogs ketchup bottle and lock picking set and possibly blow torch?? are all for self pleasure. The car is for cooperative pleasure, the amethyst Geo is for astrology and signs and shit.

[–] ToastedPlanet@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 days ago

Purse of Holding

[–] bricklove@midwest.social 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I read the r in purses as an s at first but the joke still worked

[–] Erasmus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I did the same. Was totally confused about the Geode.

The bong I got though.

[–] ethd@beehaw.org 13 points 2 days ago

I've clearly been doing the purse thing all wrong

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

One of these is a tampon replacement but a lady will never tell

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ladies, You whip out a 100 pack of tube meats from your purse.....I'll marry you.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm not a woman, but I'm always down for a good weenie roast, watch:

You're a disappointment to your parents, and need to get your life together

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

(inconsolable) How could you do this?

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I knew a woman who really loved meat, and while she wouldn't carry a 100 pack of hotdogs for eating, she would carry that volume of meat in her purse.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Bong and blowtorch, but no dabbing tool? 🤔

[–] Typhoonigator@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Well, of course. Abigail isn't going to walk around without a little snack in her purse.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

also like three pocket knives

[–] Solitaire20X6@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

by god if I could have a hundred hotdogs at the ready every day, safe to eat and tasty, I'd do it and so would you

[–] ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Vegetarian/vegan hotdogs are great for this, since they can last fine without refrigeration for a decent amount of time. When I was a kid my parents would always pack them when we went camping, take a packet out of the freezer on the way out, pop in one of those soft cooler bags, by lunchtime they're thawed and good to go, and if you have any left, they'll still be good for dinner! No cooking should be needed (always double check the packet though), just some condiments, or even a tin of baked beans to make a meal of it.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you're camping you should have a fire and vegan dogs cook great that way. Sometimes some bubbling of the exterior depending on the brand but that adds texture.

[–] ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

If you’re camping you should have a fire

Not before you get to your destination (and sometimes there, too, if you're really disorganised), nor in the case of the person I was replying to, who just wants some purse hotdogs to eat on the go. So while I agree about the texture, sometimes you just have to make due with a pale hotdog lol