All that meticulous research and they get blindsided by “dude’s a couch fucker” 🤣

I don’t talk about the goblin friend because I am the goblin friend

The trick with that test is that they’re not looking to see whether you can do it. They know you can’t. They’re looking to see whether you think you can. If you show signs of believing it’s possible, that’s probable cause for a search. If you believe you actually pulled it off, you’re drunk.

“Lying about our prices on the menu keeps the prices on the menu lower!”

Walz is what I imagine my parents would be like if my parents had actually believed the moral lessons they taught me as a kid

Homer tells Barney he’ll strangle Bart if CPS responds to Ned’s call

1. Job security
2. its not COBOL

Epic rap battles of capitalism

I misread and now I want to see Morgan Freeman as Frodo

No but fr have you tried being left handed?

Your cpu: made of transistors. My cpu: made by trans sisters.

WTF? She probably has more fans than the NFL and these morons think she’s getting signal boosted?

Obviously this is a psyop to boost awareness that the Chiefs exist.