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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

It looks like it's missing the symbols. Probably out of service.

[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Now all we need is a DHD, a MALP, and a power source, and we're in business.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

And a Sgt Harriman for good measure.

[–] hotelbravo722@slrpnk.net 18 points 1 day ago

Good, now get me off this planet.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Bury that shit, have you learned nothin? There isn't even a console, meaning people can can dial in and we can't dial out.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

It's ok, it's in Ohio. They can barely read English, let alone Ancient.

Edit: You downvoters don't understand. I'm in Indiana so I'm allowed to say that. I don't make the rules, I just obey them.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I’d be pissed if I understood what you were saying

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

As someone also in Indiana, I'm surprised there's not a line of people just waiting on someone to dial in so they can just sprint through to wherever to get out of Ohio.

...not that Indiana is much better.

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 1 points 14 hours ago

Living in Ohio I'll just stand in the vortex. That's enough for me.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh Indiana is awful and no one should come here.

But I'm still allowed to shit on Ohio due to my being a Hoosier.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Indiana: At least we're not Ohio!

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can we just get a pair of signs at the border? “Welcome to Indiana/Ohio! At least we’re not Ohio/Indiana”

And while we’re at it let’s get Defiance Ohio a sign clarifying that they aren’t the punk band of the same name.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

As a Hoosier who also did some schooling in Ohio, I would contribute to the fund for these signs.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

And as a buckeye who did some growing up in indiana I would help put them up so long as I don’t have to spend any time in Indiana that isn’t on my way to Chicago.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You're just jealous because even our worst city is better than Youngstown.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Gary and Youngstown are equivalents. You’re just jealous because we have an equivalent to every city you have then a Detroit and Louisville.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 23 hours ago

I'm debating on which sign would get vandalized first, lol

[–] Zess@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

Ashland is really snooty so they probably can read.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You want Goa'uld? This is how you get Goa'uld.

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Prove to me we already don't. Have you seen the news!

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 2 points 13 hours ago

Aw dang. You got a point...

[–] superkret@feddit.org 82 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It's been active and open for decades, but no one has ever arrived through it.
Cause it leads to just outside Ashland, Ohio off of I-71.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Ohio, a state so miserable even the Goa'uld aren't interested.

[–] xwolpertinger@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Ugh don't you hate it when an active connection blocks the use of the stargate network for everyone.

Truly a 90s moment.

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[–] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 89 points 2 days ago (6 children)

A little irresponsible leaving it unguarded with the iris open.

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 55 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Name one system lord that would have any use for Ohio....

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 63 points 2 days ago (1 children)

JD Vance does wear a suspicious amount of eyeliner….

[–] LordGimp@lemm.ee 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Fuck me how did I never even consider the guy who fucks couches might be a tape worm driving a people suit. Did RFK Jr know too much? Did the worms really eat his brain??

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[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Fake fan, the Chevrons are in the wrong place, should be one at the top.

[–] weker01@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

It can be rotated, no? Doesn't seem to be in a working state right now.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Works fine horizontally as we saw in Area 51, this one just isn’t mounted to a ramp. The real question is where’s the DHD

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You can dial manually as long as you bring your own power source.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How many AA batteries do we need?

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Maybe it's just misaligned.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Theres a Tollan Stargate in Perth:

[–] sparky@lemmy.federate.cc 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That’s cool, any details or link to share?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

It's classified.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 45 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Pretty useless without the DHD. Must be meant as a one way dumping gate to send people to Ohio.

[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 63 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Found the DHD, covered by some shrubs.

1000015415

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Oh Jesus.

Anyone have some valid Stargate addresses? I'm done with this stupid planet.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

TO Ohio? No, that can't be right. Who would design a transportation method of that technical marvel, and choose OHIO as it's destination?

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[–] quink@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

But are we sure that's a Einstein–Rosen bridge portal device that allows for near-instantaneous teleportation across both interstellar and extragalactic distances?

Its location doesn't look instantaneously like a place in or even around Vancouver, BC.

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Well first you'd have to check to see if it's a super capacitor...

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Does it spin? Because spinning is so much cooler than not spinning.

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[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Finally. A reason to go-to Ohio!

I'm fucking leaving this shit hole, deuces!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago

It may still not be a good enough reason to go to Ohio. Because before you go to another planet, you'll still have been to Ohio.

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