ThanksObama

joined 1 year ago

If you need a stargate, there is one outside of Ashland, Ohio off of I-71. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 55 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Name one system lord that would have any use for Ohio....

He's a little feisty, but he looked cold in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Steve French!

WHADDYA LOOKIN AT MY GUT FER? in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 days ago

Conky.

WHADDYA LOOKIN AT MY GUT FER? in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 days ago

Peanut butter and jàaaaaaaaaaam!

CNN Polls: Harris has a narrow edge in Michigan and Wisconsin, while she and Trump remain tied in Pennsylvania in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 20 points 6 days ago

Polls don't vote vote. People do. Don't believe everything corporate America tells you.

I SEE RIGHT THOUGH YOU in c/tenforward@lemmy.world

Sometimes you gotta flush twice in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Someone get the poop knife.

Should you trust that doctor? in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago

They may not be cannibals, but I wouldn't put it past them to have devoured a number of souls....

Donald Trump Cancels Second Mainstream Interview in Days in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 53 points 2 weeks ago

Coward. Chicken shit. Go home and cry to Ivanka about it you dumpy old orange snowflake baby. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

DOJ indicates it’s considering Google breakup following monopoly ruling in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes.

Trump Directly Blames Harris and Biden’s Words for the Latest Attempt On His Life: ‘Their Rhetoric is Causing Me to Be Shot at’ in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

No sir, people just find you disgusting and plain old don't like you.

What Film Are You Surprised Didn't Get A Sequel? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Freddy Got Fingered. Absolute masterpiece.