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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

First of all, stop saying "rizz" because you sound like an idiot.

[–] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Based. Rizz is sus. Needs to yeet that shiz.

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 71 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Call me an old curmudgeon, but I just cannot get behind "sm" or "smth". I hope that trend dies.

"Rizz" on the other hand is a fantastic term.

[–] pinkystew@reddthat.com 5 points 2 days ago

Right now it's popular to reduce words to three letters. On god. Mid. No cap. The trend seems to be removing as much information as possible while still leaving the meaning intact. It's an art form in the slang world apparently

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Sm" seems too short but "smth" has been used for decades.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (6 children)
[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 9 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I still don't know what that means , but I always read it as "Shit in My Hands"

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i think it's 'shaking my head'

[–] BlindFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's def shaking my head (in disappointment). I used to think people were misspelling stg (I swear to god) in reddit til I asked there one day.

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

On your standard keyboard accidentally typing m when you meant t would be quite tricky.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

It means shake my hand, you're welcome

[–] naught101@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I guess that's what it means now

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I though it stood for "sadomasochism" and was trying to figure out what that meant here.

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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 103 points 4 days ago (7 children)
[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 13 points 3 days ago

shitting myself

[–] KammicRelief@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] StinkySocialist@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

🎺🎸🤘😎

Say them in person two years ago. Great band.

[–] Backlog3231@reddthat.com 28 points 3 days ago

Sadomasochism

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure it means "some", given the context

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 days ago (3 children)

What do people do with with all that time they save by skipping 2 letters?

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
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[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 3 days ago

it's only "rizzing up a girl" if it's actually working lol anon is delulu

[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 90 points 4 days ago

On the bright side, she cares about you! People usually don't do that to strangers.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 72 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 19 points 3 days ago (3 children)

auties usually spot other auties easily

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

Yeah, I assume she is, he isn’t, and she’s opening up to him a little.

Before I realized I was autistic, I had a bad understanding of it, so I definitely rejected people trying to connect with me about my obvious autism, because I thought it precluded the ability to empathize (laughably incorrect, but that’s ignorance for ya). That’s also a chance.

But it’s a greentext, so there’s probably no girl and OP’s a liar anyway :)

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Misread this as "aunties" and what a hilarious idea. Aunties just spotting each other and giving the nod.

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 75 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Man, if you're throwing rizz for three months, you ain't throwing rizz.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (4 children)

... So should I stop trying to date 😩

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[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (6 children)

You really cannot understand this without known what "sm" means here. Can someone please explain?

Edit: Thanks for the replies. But I just realized that wasn't all that is needed to understand. Key ring drawings having meaning? Is that some esoteric shit? Probably best, I just leave this thread for some memes I do get.

[–] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 37 points 4 days ago (10 children)

By context I think the room temperature IQ poster is saying "something", but as I am one of The Olds, I cannot be sure. I know rizz as a noun, so it doesn't make sense in the context they used it in.

It can be used as a verb too, it just means to flirt with someone.

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Fake: Annon is 100% autistic

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 32 points 4 days ago (3 children)

What blue drawing?

Like this:

Or Like this:

[–] weker01@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Due to Internet propaganda I will never not gag when I see something about autism speaks

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I think it could be this

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[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 35 points 4 days ago

He Rizzed in his pants

[–] finkrat@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You LIGHT IT UP BLUE and avoid staring at the light because it's painful to look at

And embrace all the puzzle pieces because you're a five year old even as you ascend into your adult years and continue to get infantilized

Greet her HELLO FELLOW PERSON WITH AUTISM, talk about how ABA therapy is totally not traumatizing you

It's okay, Autism Speaks will find a cure and ~~initiate a eugenics campaign to erase and prevent Autistic births~~ CURE THE AUTISM!

...

(Tone is /s)

[–] Shard@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

Anon used the word rizz. QED, anon is autist

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 14 points 4 days ago

Well, are you?

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