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Bring back leaded paint and all those dangerous pigments in artist paint. I want arsenic green again. Put asbestos everywhere. It's a miracle material. I'm tired of my engine knocking so we need lead in gasoline. Lead paint, leaded gas, you know what, just give us more lead. Lead is how leaders are born. It's the spice melange, it's the mojo, it's the essence of greatness. Finally, put the coke back in coke and make codeine OTC.

We need to go back in time and massacre the entire John Birch Society. I know the time-travel assassination list is getting unmanageably long but the John Birchers need to go.

You used to be able to eat leaded paint chips when I was a boy, now you can't because of woke

The fluoride in the water is the only thing holding my teeth together nooooo

Letting all my teeth fall out to own the libs.

Funnily enough Portland of all places does not fluorinate their water partly due to pressure from craft brewing and artisanal coffee roasters.

Fluoride in water is good. I spent a few weeks in a place without and got a cavity.

Trump has really been picking up all the losers this cycle

If you want a vision of the future, it's this, forever.

I've already seen conservative memes about how they removed the lead in gasoline and house paint because the lead is what protected us from their radiation (I'm assuming that's how they spread wokeism).

Guaranteed if there aren't already: there will be people who start selling lead additives so you can start mixing them into the paint and gas yourself within the next 4 years.

The only thing that has faltered my opposition to Kamala is the damage that this one guy might do.

Anticipating a return of the Hayes Code by decade's end

They're putting chemicals in the water to make my teeth gay

Topically applied fluoride does not prevent tooth decay. It does render teeth detectable by spy satellite.

Time to invest in dental stocks

U could totally see republicans proposing to re-introduce lead in everything and refer to it as the "manliness metal" because all those mental issues it causes....well it just enhances your manliness!

There is oddly not near as much research on the health impacts of fluoridated water as you would expect given the amount & time of discussion around it

(I am pro fluoridated water)