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[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 39 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Bring back leaded paint and all those dangerous pigments in artist paint. I want arsenic green again. Put asbestos everywhere. It's a miracle material. I'm tired of my engine knocking so we need lead in gasoline. Lead paint, leaded gas, you know what, just give us more lead. Lead is how leaders are born. It's the spice melange, it's the mojo, it's the essence of greatness. Finally, put the coke back in coke and make codeine OTC.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 27 points 3 days ago

Shit's getting so clownish that I think there's a chance that persistent boomer politicians and maybe some Gen-X junior boomers will say that they had lead in everything and turned out fine and that the reason people are weak these days is they need the lead back.

[–] ryepunk@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Let arsenic return as coloring agent for candy! Why have I been denied this delicious tasty treat?

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They used to have radium twinkies. Think of all the delicious spicy air they've taken from us.

[–] ryepunk@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

liberty-weeping I thought this was a free nation

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

You can still get a lot of the dangerous artist paints. I know because I have some of them lol