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Oh yeah!? Well I'M thinking of how MESSED UP it is to think about how other people are thinking about other people's rates of masturbation in November!
That's like voyeur voyeurism. SICK behavior. TWISTED
I nutted.
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So... You cum here often?
Oh, what am I saying. Of course you don't.
quicksaves
I'm with Vader on this one
I don't know, man, I think I could last an hour, maybe even two, before all the skin fell off. Even with the best lube, you're gonna do some damage for 720 hours straight.
I used to go from like 11pm - 5am when I was a teenager. the skin remained intact. Went through a lot of lotion though.
“This is where the fun begins!”
How to make young men angrier? Tell them a healthy amount of maturation (7 to 21 times a month according to Google but usually just when you feel like it is fine) is unhealthy and to stop for a month. No air November up next!
NNN is just another way conservatives try to control Americans. They're hitting that incel population right where they live, moms basement.
I say, fap all you want boys.
#faptokamala #fuckconservatives
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So what ur telling me is that 60 times a month is bad?
That's like twice a day, those are rookie numbers.
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The thing is, it originally was part of 4chan's impossible challenges, which did include no air april and no shit september. 9gag users tried to claim no fap november (as it was known originally) was to raise awareness of men's issues like prostate cancer and mental health stuff, which was false.
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Oh boy, it's that time of year again. The NoFap team are no match for my peer-reviewed evidence.
Hope you dont mind my random internet culture question...but whats the deal with the anti fapping guys? I dismissed the whole thing as meme and didn't pay much attention and missed something.
I thought prostate health and it's relation to regular ejaculations was common medical knowledge so I'm confused as hell.
It’s part of the decade long campaign to shift western culture into a more puritan and conservative one.
An effective way to groom men 18-35 is to slowly over the course of 6+months feed into their insecurities and then point out a common enemy as the source of their problems.
By feeding these insecurities consistently over a long period of time in subtle ways, the subconscious becomes more open to the normalization of these things until the individual believes they have come up with these beliefs on their own, based on what they’ve “saw” and “experienced”.
Common male insecurities are of a sexual nature. If you can guilt men for masturbating and convince them that they’re worse off for it, they’ll keep themselves in a self perpetuating sexual frustration state, which further primes them for other subtle changes to their psyche, as well as making them on average more irritable and angry.
Pair this with constant agitation propaganda personally curated and pushed into their social media feeds that they look at for roughly 2+ hours each day and you’ve got a good recipe for changing the political spectrum significantly for men 18-35.
The end goal is a radical change in governance from the flawed democracies we know to something more autocratic.
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They think not masturbating will give them anything from higher testosterone, better focus, or to a higher IQ.
They think masturbation makes you weaker in every way.
This is of course patently false, and all basically rises from an old athlete myth that sex during training will reduce your progress. Which these dorks then took to an extreme by saying any ejaculation will reduce progress in physical and mental training. Because we all know that the key to success is stored in the balls.
Oh wow.... that's way worse than I thought.
Yet another ridiculous antiscience crusade preying on people's insecurities and desire for easy answers and solutions.
And there's gotta be grifters pushing this bullshit and profiting off it via books, online classes or YouTube channels. There always are and they're always really fucking weird.
Anyway...Thanks for taking the time to explain! I really appreciate it!
I think it's also been hijacked by christian and muslim fundies in recent years. at least I've noticed a religious flavor to a lot of it and when you look at the profiles of people pushing it they're often active in those groups.
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No Nut November is really fucking stupid. You wanna nut, go nut.
It's also not healthy to withhold that long and could lead to health issues. Ironically no shave November was created to highlight the very male health issues that no nut November could exacerbate.
Not gonna lie though, the porn people draw in November is pretty top tier.
This NNN thing was thought up by a bunch of idiot incels whose only sexual release is masturbation. If they could pull out of their own asses and treat women like human beings, they would be far better people.
I am definitely in the latter camp. It's only the first and I've already nutted like 6 times.
I'd complete NNN if I get paid minimum $3,500. btw this is my bottom price because I slap my meat 5-7 times a day.. I have a problem I know, but it's not imossible to stop and get wet dreams for a month if I had a motive
this is my bottom price
that's kinda sus bro
Oh Not that bottom price!! ... you know what. that too xD
5-7 times a day
You must have good lube, or bad chafing.
He gets off on the chafing. The pain only makes him stronger, like the Hulk.
Also, Nut Now November
ffs, nut november.
From my experience a man nutting is far more frightening.
Thundercum and nutting, very very frightening, hey! Cumalaeo, cumalaeo, finger-o, magnifico!
I'm just a porn boy, nobody fucks me
He's just a porn boy from a porn family, Spare him his nut from this orgasmistry!
Easy cum, easy go, will you let go?
I do not know why. Just popped into my head, and now you just suffer as I have suffered
Bustin' so much it was dust'in
Honestly I don't understand the whole NNN "challenge". I feel like it would be harder to "nut" (hate that euphemism) every day without fail.
In a more literal way, I failed NNN already this morning by eating a peanut butter protein bar. Even if you don't count buttered peanuts, it contained chunks of peanuts.
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