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[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Are all Brazilians Maoists?

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I follow some Brazilian skateboarder on insta, motherfucker they talk so fucking fast. I thought Spanish speakers spoke fast. It does sound like "KKKKKKK" sometimes.

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

There are many accents in Brazil, and they are very different from the other. I still think Chilean Spanish is way harder to understand than Brazilian Portuguese (Portuguese does sounds like Russian mixed with Spanish sometimes lol). Some Brazilians also laugh using "rsrsrs" (which I believe it means Risos = Laughter).

Brazilian skateboarder

When Tony Hawk games were popular on the PS1, I remember always playing as Bob Burnquist.

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

NGL, it looks like being a semi-pro-skateboarder in Rio de Janeiro looks fun as fuck. Everyone is hot and partying constantly and eating really good looking food in the beach. I wanna be reborn as a Brazilian semi-professional skateboarder.

[–] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

chilean is its own language, the basque of the americas

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago

Chileans don't speak as much as they flashbang words at you

[–] milk_thief@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

At peak Maoism, you turn into a hive creature that communicates by a morse-code of Ks said in different intervalls and you go live in Destiny's walls until a slammer meme activates your programming and you carry him off to feed to your queen

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What happens if you're a dolphin here on Earth undercover for the space comrade empire?

[–] milk_thief@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

they speak a dialect

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

KKKEKKKEKKKEKKKEEEEKKKEKKKEKKKEKKKEE

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)

At that point you're just laughing in Brazilian.

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

Or Vietnamese

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

kkkkkkkkkkkkk seloko

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Where did Maoist Standard English originate?

[–] axont@hexbear.net 43 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Zines, pamphlets, polisci journals, and angry letters sent from a 7 person org named like People's Communist Restoration Movement to another org with an identical name and 9 members fighting over a bookstore in Seattle

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

Sorry libs, this is what peak praxis looks like

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

As a Joke Guy, gotta say. This is pretty top shelf

United SStates of AmeriKKKa ,KKKlanada ,auSStrilia ,iSSrael ,uKKK

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago
[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

This internet rabbit hole! ...It's for me!!!

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

I can't believe I've never though of this joke before

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Its addictive as fuck, gotta stop myself saying MuriKKKa around people I know aren't cool.

Dear diary, a petite bourgeois bigot was bigoted to me, another day in MuriKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKa.

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

The alliteration alone summons a Chinese Type-56 like a Maoist Beetlejuice.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago

But do you denounce KKKKKKKKhamas

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Maoist Leidenmeyer system fractal rules:

  • K → KKK
  • C → KKK
  • S → SS

someone help me find a way to make these rules more aesthetic so I can render Maoist fractals of common SSettler words and phrases.

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago