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beloved landlord

murdered over rent

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[–] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 104 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 73 points 2 weeks ago

okay which one of you wrote this bit? step forward

[–] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 37 points 2 weeks ago

that's how you know they deserved it

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 30 points 2 weeks ago

Featuring: halal grocery

[–] LemonGrease@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

Tit hair salon

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 86 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ice cold take: if you got murdered over rent, you were not beloved.

[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 38 points 2 weeks ago

it's possible they got murdered by a rival landlord for not using the regional price fixing software

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 61 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 57 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This puts a smile on my face considering my current circumstances. I needed this. Thanks.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 54 points 2 weeks ago

"Mourns" them with a block party attended by every single one of their tenants.

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 52 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Make landlords afraid again

[–] frauddogg@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

C-suites too

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 49 points 2 weeks ago
[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 48 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Hexbear celebrates loss of hated landlord allegedly murdered over rent.

crab-party hexcrab-party sicko-jammin

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 45 points 2 weeks ago
[–] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 42 points 2 weeks ago

Love a good news day packwatch

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 39 points 2 weeks ago

You joked about Mao John Cena but the ghost of the chairman is alive and well.

[–] Finger@hexbear.net 36 points 2 weeks ago

no more half measures walter

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 34 points 2 weeks ago

The failure of journalism to capture how deeply funny of a story this is is tragic. They need to push the medium forward.

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 34 points 2 weeks ago

White Center mourns beloved landlord reads like an Onion headline

[–] Monk3brain3@hexbear.net 33 points 2 weeks ago

The world got slightly better

[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago

Nature is healing bye

[–] D61@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago

"allegedly" janet-wink

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A landlord was killed over rent and you’re laughing? This is funny to you?

[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

Raskolnikov did this

[–] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

white center LMAOOO

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 weeks ago
[–] frauddogg@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Y'know, I was going to say "'mourning over landlords'? sounds like crackerish activities" and then I saw the place was really called the 'White Center'. The jokes are writing themselves; somebody knock over another.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Reemer@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

If you think there’s any conditions that will elicit sympathy for a landlord from me we’re gonna be here awhile