'yea boss pyrocumulonimbi clouds. yeah, threw a boulder the size of a minivan at my apartment crushing it. yeah dude the yellowstone caldera erupted ??? have you seen the volcanic lightning storm over half the continental US???? yea sorry i know you've been away dealing with your divorce.

uhh i guess i can check if the busses are running...'

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I still frequent a few subreddits for giggles

One of them is a tradesman sub where one post was by someone explaining how their boss scheduled them to do preventive maintenance checks on equipment

When they were in the path of Hurricane Milton

And their boss had already evacuated

[–] djsaskdja@reddthat.com 9 points 2 months ago

They must’ve been one of those essential workers I’ve heard so much about.

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

and you'd better not wear a mask

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

I'm voting for yellowstone

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

timmy-pray

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

sicko-wistful

[–] TrimmedDubya@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

inshallah

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

🌋

[–] FunkYankkkees@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

This is what actual harm reduction looks like

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

the true lesser evil

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

A vote for Red Mountain is a vote for the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned.

[–] QuietCupcake@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yellowstone take my energy ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[–] ProjectCyberSin@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Looking into it