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He says he's a "Maoist", but acts like Larouchite cringe

Apparently, this was BMF?

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[–] Beluga@hexbear.net 51 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

Believe it or not, I met the person behind BMF accounts I mean they could have been lying but considering how niche a poster they are, I don’t think many people would claim to be them or even admit to it… but since the circumstances of meeting them were quite extraordinary, I don’t think this person was really lying because it’s almost like anyone claiming to be a popular poster on this site, it’s cringeworthy.

I’m not going into detail how I got to meet them because opsec but I assure you, the posting is just the tip of the iceberg and far from a “bit.” It was back when I was still under the influence, I had just taken a few grams of ketamine which was normal for me at the time. The venue we were at was playing truly demonic music by the Chemical Brothers and the DJ was wearing an all red veil and would occasionally whip themselves and then turn up the music louder each time they did it. I was freaking out so I just started browsing hex and that’s when the person who claimed to be BMF came over and grabbed my arm and then stared at my phone, they were observing the screen as if they were astonished at the fact I was using this website. It’s embarrassing to admit that I use this website in public, I rarely do but I was freaking out and needed to post to calm down or just take my mind off everything going on. “What website is that?” the person asked, I just stared at them because I was so paranoid I thought they were a fed and they were gonna stop the rave and arrest me and shove me into a black van. I just said “hey um take your arm off me, it’s just some forum.” They took their arm off but their gaze was still fixated on the screen. I tried putting my phone away but they stopped me and said “chapo right?” I nodded and just looked at them. They smiled and then took out their phone which was some dinky tmobile advertised on the back with a cracked screen and a strip of literal bandaid over the crack, I guess to stop the glass shards from cutting their finger. They started showing me hexbear and by that point I was sure they were a fed and this was like some sort of honeypot. It just seemed like the odds were too extreme for this to be a coincidence and also the fact that this person was a straight caricature out of disco elysium, like the feds compiled everything into chat gpt and this was the result of your average hexbear. They kept trying to log in but they were having difficulty doing so but they were logging in as “Blackmoldfutures.” I wasn’t really into BMF that much not like the rest of you but I understood that they were a “power poster” so I was kinda semi in awe but also still paranoid that this was a bit. They got angry after not being able to log in and they literally placed the phone down on the floor, stood on it, and then started spinning whilst they were balancing on the phone. I honestly thought they were trying to do that in an attempt to get it to work again, maybe this was the reason why their phone was so fucked in the first place. Like any time they fucked up logging in they would just spin on their phone almost like undoing the damage by moving their body in the opposite direction of time in order to get it to work again. The phone went black but then they just restarted it and to my surprise it turned on again.

They were probably too under the influence to log on or just forgot their password at the time which is why they couldn’t log in, but after not being able to and doing the ritual I was just in complete shock and confusion kinda like this 😳. “It wasn’t meant to be” they said and then they fucked off into the crowd, and that was it. The best way I could describe it is seeing a cryptid in person and only you were the one to have that experience and nobody else could have shared it and the only way you can explain it is through a story that people might not even believe. I left shortly after and took the train home.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago

Melina you've done it again, this is the best post in this site.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Ok, I’ve started reading this crazy fucking post, haven’t finished, this better not be a bamboozle

Edit: i want it to be real so bad but 10/10, incredible post

[–] Beluga@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Belugs, yer a fake news poster...

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

I want you to be in my life forever

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I feel like this is a scene from Disco Elysium I never saw in any of my 3 playthroughs cuz I fucked up a dialog tree

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

I had no idea Pynchon posted on Hexbear

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

Moooooods? This one right here, new tagline

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was the flip phone

[–] footfaults@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

New site tagline

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

You might be a fake news poster, but I still choose to believe this, because it improves my reality

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[–] Angel@hexbear.net 45 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ah, this brings me back to when the pinkwashing "POC tend to be more homophobic and transphobic" talking points from white queers gave me a disturbingly unhealthy and unbelievable amount of internalized racism.

[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is this really BMF? This sucks.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Check his profile, it's 100% him.

[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I thought we “liked” BMF because he would post asinine drivel, who’s actually surprised here?

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 43 points 1 week ago

BMF's cardinal sin was sectarianism. They were never reactionary as far as Im aware. kitty-birthday-sad

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Uh, I'm surprised cuz of the racism... was he silly, sure, but I don't think him as leaning culturally reactionary as well...

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago

yeah, I liked him because he would post asinine drivel, none of it seemed to indicate bigotry

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago

The asinine drivel often had interesting nuggets of knowledge. This is just... indistinguishable from lead poisoned boomer Facebook rants. F-, rancid post.

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

BMF always had some weird brainworms, he went on a kinda weird rant about healthcare once that was borderline anti-vax.

This is way more blatant than anything he's said in the past but I'm honestly not surprised. I enjoyed his posting but I never had a ton of faith he had a totally consistent or good worldview.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm on the TrueAnon sub a lot, and it really seems like he's gotten much worse over the past few weeks.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Usually he only posted this rancid stuff on /r/theadamfriedlanshow and /r/redscarepod.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I now feel less interested in ever quoting or even attempting to imitate BMF posts. The emoji feels cursed too.

[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

black-mold-futures we have our own milkshakeduck

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

What if dril but with nazbol tendencies and an enjoyer of actual fascist terminology like de------te?

[–] The_sleepy_woke_dialectic@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Please no kitty-cri

I'm surprised that even lasted an hour on TrueAnon that's fucked up.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

It's gone now, they don't have a lot of active mods

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why do people think it's bmf?

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Idk. I guess the language of someone talking about "PMC soyjak anarcho-natoist rad lib socialist" that "eats bugs" and "finance capital" really ties the whole thing together...

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Yeah that would do it I guess deeper-sadness

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Trust me OpenCommune is almost defiantly BMF. For a while I thought they were one of us doing a bit on TrueAnon but their posting has been way too consistent for that.

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Damn that sucks. Have they posted about PMC Karens?

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[–] Hexboare@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

black mold brain

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

Yep, that's him.

[–] Firstnamebunchofnumbers@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bmf was always like this but i was banned for spsreading the truth

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Do you have an example of such reactionary posts beforehand?

[–] Firstnamebunchofnumbers@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I remember one of his alts making fun of autists, but hes had so many its hard to keep track

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[–] footfaults@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Using the word D-gen in online political posts just tells everyone you were on 4Chan's /pol/ board back in the day

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[–] Magnolia_Marxist@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"Black mold future", he has many alts but can be distinguished from his rants against "PMC soyjak radlibs" and "finance capital", along with anti-anarchist sectarianism

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The real ones know bmf wasn't his first account

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

was that based_ball or is that a different throwback poster

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nah, based_ball was just a Jreg fan (some main character syndrome will have you think it was Jreg himself), not a Maoist. I think there's a chance enver_hoxha is who Egon means? I'm not sure, I really don't remember the PMC soylib bug eating posts from before BMF. For what it's worth, BMF later because privatized_sun, ides_of_merch, and OpenCommune on reddit.

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

nah enver was too messy and a sectarian anarchist iirc

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[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Fucking hell, live by the weird crankery, die by the weird crankery I suppose.

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