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Elon Musk got me to stop using Twitter.

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What? They're greedy humans who are doing things that have terrible consequences out of selfishness, not mustache twirling cartoon villains out to destroy the world for destruction's sake. I'm sure every single billionaire in the world has done something good at some point.

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All have turned aside; together they have become worthless; no one does good, not even one. Romans 3:12

You're right. There's no billionaire who has done good. But there's also no human who has done good either.

Some sort of weird combination of "God and anime at my side" fundie weeb for that one, complete with a special level of pop nihilistic misanthropy that probably has Supply Side Jesus characteristics pathetic

Mark Cuban is a bit of a wall street asshole, but he’s created a drug company to slash the prices of generic drugs for Americans

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Elon Musk. Without him, electric cars wouldn't be the almost-mainstream thing they are today. We also would be a decade behind on space launch.

bootlicker (WTF does "space launch" mean to that bazinga? Space was launched into generations ago. Unless this is some techbro hopium singularity babbling about THE MISSION (tm) which will be forever vague because it's just tweets from my-hero showing boomer highways on Mars)

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[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Without him, electric cars wouldn't be the almost-mainstream thing they are today.

Biggest EV manufacturer is still BYD

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Get a load of this bootlicker:

Can we as a society organize and innovate without billionaires? Even China changed their economy to make them possible.

Right now, writers are on strike. Hollywood workers could invest their time, make movies, and get paid afterwards. But instead, it takes people with money to do the funding.

How should big sums of money be managed? Bureaucrats work to a certain extend but hardly innovate. Which structure could ask a million people to invest a thousand dollars each and offer ethical profits?

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[–] regul@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Mark Cuban is a bit of a wall street asshole, but he’s created a drug company to slash the prices of generic drugs for Americans

I could use my billions to buy legislators to enact Medicare for All, but then I wouldn't profit, so why?

[–] Targuinia@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Didn't one of the Koch brothers die? That was pretty cool.

[–] ewichuu@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

I remember almost drooling when I saw the SpaceX "renewable rocket" launch so many years ago

it turns out it just landed back on earth it can't be reused it needs to be repaired basically from scratch again anyway

:'D

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This is such a ridiculous question. Everyone has done one good thing in their life.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's a wierd fundie-driven false equivalency that justifies every possible atrocity of the rich and powerful by saying no one is better than that.

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

What a ridiculous idea!

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

agony-shivering I HATE CHRISTIANITY I HATE CHRISTIANITY

[–] pooh@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Is Scrooge McDuck alright or does he get the wall too?

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

In the early Disney comics, Scrooge actively and directly exploited native peoples to loot their treasures, and they were portrayed as gross stereotypes. Not even anthropomorphic animal people. Just (slur) humans from Africa and the like. us-foreign-policy

[–] pooh@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Damn, I didn't realize that. I guess he gets a public execution with the rest of them.

[–] ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

He has to do a high dive into his pool of gold coins but using real world physics instead of cartoon logic.

[–] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

he has literal hills of gold coins doesn't he?

[–] pooh@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

True. I guess swimming in gold coins when other ducks around the world are starving is pretty excessive.

maybe yeah idk

[–] Finger@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

no more half measures walter

[–] soiejo@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

I love being St Paul in the 1st century AD. I sure hope no one will take my letters to specific groups in Asia Minor and Europe as truths to be applied for the entire world clueless

[–] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

trump-anguish has posted some of the funniest tweets in history. The fact he's only a billionaire because he says he is makes it even better.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

stonks-up rise and fall depending on how the rich feel that day, so why not? stonks-down

[–] Mokey@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did anyone mention the one exploding in a submarine?

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

The only good thing billionaires do is die

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Zuckerberg will have done something good when they finally let him kill Elon with his bare hands in the ring

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Sam Bankman Fried, he is in jail.

[–] Maoo@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Hey, it's dirt owl!

[–] Magician@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Why not have the question - what's something a billionaire has done to justify their wealth? The answer is nothing, of course, because there's no justification for being a billionaire.

[–] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

"People Of Lemmy" aka Turbo-Redditors.

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Tony Stark saved the world from Fascism

[–] Grimble@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The Avenger uprising against the Chitauri was the largest and most comprehensive liberal revolution in history

[–] lorez@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And successfully privatized world peace!

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Omg he copied Elon

[–] PZK@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Some billionaires did a great thing once, so they are not bad."

This is the capitalist framing of saying "I am not racist, I have a black friend."

Name me one billionaire that has provided a net good that has outweighed their net bad. You can't do it. It is fundamentally why they are billionaires in the first place because they exploited and stole from everyone else. They are not a necessary component to society, they are an eventuality of capitalism and at their very best, an inefficiency.

The ongoing copium of living inside this failing system is not only to justify them, but say they are going to save us. These people just need to admit they want a king with devine right because they don't believe any other system can work.

[–] Judge_Jury@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

For sure! I wanted to make sure someone chimed in on this. I forwarded it to an elderly hospital roommate who was extremely appreciative.

[–] daquackeryspreads@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That was easy though: Thomas H. Lee. He put a bullet in his own head.