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[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So, Wish?

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Meme of wizard walking hand in hand with "fireball" while looking over his shoulder at "wish" passing by the other way.

[–] TotallyNotADolphin@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 months ago

Mom, can I have Fix This? No, we have Fix this at home.

Fix this at home: Fix boat

[–] Dindonmasker@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Points at BBEG : Fix this.
BBEG's mom walks in.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

With a shoe in hand.

[–] courier8377@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Unknowing warlock whose sworn god just makes it happen

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A wizard archetype that lets you sacrifice known spells for more slots would be sweet

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I feel like someone was trying to do that with the 3e sorcerer and got either badly out-voted or overruled by someone higher up.

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pointing at society: Fix this.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 2 months ago

returns to monkey

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

The much directly scarier version is the "Delet This" wizard.

[–] s12@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 months ago

Points at army: “Fix this!”
Army regresses into infant-hood and is rendered incapable of battle.

Points at own army: “Fix this!”
Army is buffed.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

How many times is this just a neuter/spay magic?

[–] ShortFuse@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This is actually a thing in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (Crazy Diamond). It's fun to see how they can make up cool scenarios with it:

Feats of this nature include trapping an enemy by restoring pieces of a broken crate around him; exposing a Stand formerly bound to an object; and tracking by restoring a severed hand, forcing it to seek out and reattach itself to the body from which it was cut off.

https://jojowiki.com/Crazy_Diamond

[–] s12@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I just realised that this is basically the plot of Redo Of Healer.

[–] hime0321@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Minus the rape and raping because of being raped.

[–] Thyrian@ttrpg.network 2 points 2 months ago

Sound more like a cleric kind of thing.

[–] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

This is a little like Mashle except instead of a spell the main character just uses fist to fix every problem

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar 1 points 2 months ago

I was expecting the canyon to just be filled in

[–] Nooodel@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Childhood trauma of npc or other player? Fix this!

[–] OpenStars 1 points 2 months ago

So that's why the world is ending... wizard got bored one day you see and said "fix this", then that very minute Donald Trump decided to run for office...:-)

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