From the note in the window:
”While we are not a political organization…”
“…a unique opportunity to shine a light on the positive impact of small businesses here in Feasterville…”
Despite just being a one man LLC you created on LegalZoom and a PO box for the bills, being a McDonalds is not checks notes a small business.
fuuuuuuuuuuuck yooooouuuuuu