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The human cry-laughing emoji. Hard to think of anyone in history who has fallen so far in reputation. At least Hitler had enough dignity to kill himself.
this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2024
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every night he puts the Deus Ex prop pistol on the nightstand in his mouth and pulls the trigger but nothing happens
he probably has that Destiny 1 collectible rocket launcher
it's funnier to imagine him trying to jam the Gjallarhorn into his giant maw
If he was going to make this a thing, you'd think he'd start tucking in his shirt or whatever
That fucking belt buckle too. 
Yeah, incorporating bits of Western wear into your clothing can be cool, but starting with a big ass belt buckle is cringe. Especially if all this starts from moving to Texas for lolbertarian reasons.
And wearing cowboy hats fucking backwards.
That's a keeper.
Critical support. If he does it enough, he's gonna fall off a stage.
Each jump is a new opportunity to land wrong and broke an ankle.
Cringe incarnate
I am once again asking if we have the counterpart of this emoji because I find myself wanting to use it quite often
Shroud of Boreing 
I have this essay I want to write about how while the ultra-rich command economies, the local small business owner is what defines "cultural norms" and what nationalism means.
Thesis: bazinga billionaires.
Antithesis: small business tyrants.
Synthesis: bazinga small business tyrants that put their small business tyranny logo on the side of their ZYBERTRUKKKs.
There is also the small business tyrant who is like "the loony left and their cybertrucks, nothing compared to diesel trock laughcry emoji". Multitudes >.>
Who are Pell Grant recipients that tyrannise disadvantaged communi....
he even makes the soyface when he makes the x. it's perfect. this is so freaking epic.
Now that you point that out, I'm starting to realize that a lot of these new-chud-types, like the Peter Thiel/Musk/Vance crowd, they use "bug soyman" not as an insult of ridicule, but an insult of envy. They want that whole aesthetic to belong to the right.
toyota gonna drop a cease and desist
I want Trump to lose to watch melon eat shit.
You know he'll just spin it into some persecution bullshit. I'd rather see trump win and then Elon eat shit by Trump refusing him any positions.
I'd rather see trump win and then Elon eat shit by Trump refusing him any positions.
I think 
has successfully been persuaded to give the bazinga vizier his vizier position entirely by being the last sycophant in the room enough times and kissing his ass enough.
That's the silver lining for me in the Red MAGA vs Blue MAGA thing.
Great emoji material
Pedestrians as Tesla’s self-driving mode ignores them:
A neurodivergent migrant has a new hyperfixation and you're making fun of him? Do better, hexbear
That is the least flattering photograph I have personally seen of a human being
Why would he post this