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Kamala is Fit (lemm.ee)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Crikeste@lemm.ee to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
 

Probably the stupidest thing I’ve seen on Ground News so far. lol

EDGE-IT: God I fucking love all of you.

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[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I love that the past two presidents have been so past their primes that a "health check" is now a thing.

Also lol at the political spectrum thing at the bottom.

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 21 points 3 months ago

Here’s another pic I grabbed from the past few days. These fuckers PAID for this ad

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Of course she's fit all these neoliberal ghouls are obsessed with fitness and being healthy. I'm not shaming anyone who works out, but you're likely to find these types micromanaging their health (because they can afford it) to live long healthy lives eating the poor.

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 23 points 3 months ago

What cracks me up the most is that SHE IS 59. Of course she is healthy and not deteriorating like the other fuckers. Such a fuckin’ non-story lmao

But anything to show KillEmAla in a good light

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago

It'd be really really funny if she died of a random ass heart attack in office and Biden outlives her.

[–] AmericaDeserved711@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago

you want me to vote for a president who's probably not gonna die while in office? where's the fun in that?

[–] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

U N R E M A R K A B L E

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Biden's doctor said the same thing about his cognition.

But whatever, she's probably fine.

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 3 months ago

So did/does trumps

[–] What_Religion_R_They@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Biden's doctor said the same thing about his cognition.

North Korean doctors diagnosed him with dementia and rabies pretty early che-smile

[–] anarcho_blinkenist@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

her physical was deemed "unremarkable?" no good. I'm a single issue voter, and that issue, is, X-men mutant president.

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

“Electrolytes… It’s what plants crave!”

[–] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Some of the least worst (still bad war criminal) presidents were half dead while they did their job JFK, FDR, Grant etc

Lenin and Andropov were chronically unwell, that sucks and history is poorer for their early deaths, but they were still good choices.

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You know, I don’t really get what you’re saying. I’m kinda lost. But at the same time, I agree. Fucking power to you, homie. ✊🏼🫡

[–] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I’m saying all US presidents are awful. But some of better ones were pretty sick all the time FDR had a paralytic illness (polio or guillain-barre) and cardiac stuff, Grant had various complications of alcoholic liver disease and died out of office of throat cancer (probably related to his alcoholism), JFK had Addison diseases and his spine was Swiss cheese with fractures as a result.

Lenin was Lenin, and he had a bunch of complications post being shot that led to his premature death. Andropov was less shit than Gorbachev and the fall of the USSR might have been different or softened by him at the helm but he died of kidney disease.

Like this is ableist shit, the best leader isn’t the healthiest as long as the succession is safe if they croak.

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Ahhh I get you. Sorry if I came off as snarky or rude, I’ve just been in a really jovial ‘I-don’t-give-a-fuck’ attitude tonight. Again, sorry.

But answer me this: are you implying that Kamala will be absolutely awful because of this ‘fitness’ report?

Because I do agree, she’ll be awful lmfao

[–] xavier_berthiaume@jlai.lu 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't think it's exactly what he's getting at. He's mostly saying that even though someone can be ill, it doesn't make them incapable of leading a country.

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Either way, I agree. I just think this media posturing of “KillEmAla is actually REALLY healthy” is a bit… desperate, ya know?

[–] xavier_berthiaume@jlai.lu 2 points 3 months ago

Oh yeah 100%

[–] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm saying she'll be awful regardless of whether she is an Olympic athlete or chronically unwell for reasons outside of her health.

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

Absolutely agree with you. I just posted it because the desperation is PALPABLE. lol

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Insights by Ground News AI

nyet

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Nonono you don’t understand, their board of directors was pinky promised that AI=Futuristic by OpenCognos LLC or whoever, if they remove their redundant cleverbot plugin they’re gonna look like cavemen to their investors (who also happen to have their 401ks dependent on OpenCognos) and look gullible to themselves once they look back on themselves

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Okay but let's see her drug screening and urine samples.

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What do you think is showing up? Meth or Coke? Weed or Benzos?

If she turns up hot on LSD I might have to change my vote.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Probably ambien, Xanax, and some Adderall to level her out. Basically nothing cool.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They call it "ground news" because it has been through a meat grinder, right? anakin-padme-2

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

No they call it GROUND news because it’s BASED AS FUCK 😤😤

[–] LigOleTiberal@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

I won't be convinced until she runs a marathon.

run for your ambitions, pig!!!!

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

My “kamala is fit” shirt etc

tbf she’s been guaranteed to be the healthiest president since 2017 but now I’m wondering if she’s secretly got multiple sclerosis or whatever kept Paul Wellstone from running in 2000

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

Ala Trump: The best results we’ve ever seen, nobody has ever gotten such great results.

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I bet she doesn't even have a vo2 max above 50

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

You s e x i s t, a s s h o l e.

Are you actually trying to apply male cardiothetics to women? Bro. smgdmfhrnyceb

[–] bigbrowncommie69@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

I wish Michael Parenti were still writing so we could get him to analyse Ground News

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] macabrett@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What is that AI thing at the bottom? Is the AI determining... the political lean of the information sources?

[–] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

No it looks like it writes the bullet points. The political lean is predetermined for each outlet reporting on it.

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

They do this every time. More dumb pageantry we have to see every four years.