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saw some houses recently with huge banners along these lines and it just reeks of smug white privilege

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Infinite support for genocide?

Obviously!! power-stride

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you don't vote for her it's a vote for double genocide

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh well I'm voting for PSL so that's a vote for neither Trump or Harris which means I'm voting for both of them so actually I'm voting for TRIPLE GENOCIDE. That's just how evil I am

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 month ago

I see no flaws in this logic

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kamala's birthday is October 20th, we even have time for her to have a "Happy birthday to this future president" moment

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Comraaaaadeeeee

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago

Sign may as well add this smuglord

[–] sharedburdens@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Madam And Tim President

Well shit I'm voting for Ms And Tim now

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Burn it and the entire property to cinders

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

HARRIS
WALZ

THERE IS NO VIABLE ALTERNATIVE. YOU MUST SUBMIT.

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

IF 👏 YOU 👏 VOTE 👏 FOR 👏 HER 👏 SHE’LL 👏 WIN

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

IT'S 👏 HER 👏 TURN

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What explain or defend her positions? You just don't get it. It is so obvious I shouldn't have to explain it. It is obvious to even the most casual observer upon initial inspection, that I shouldn't have to defend the campaign or justify it.

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Ummm sweaty it's not my job to educate you 💅

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Libs not be complete smuglord challenge

Difficulty Level: Obviously

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Oh screw it let's stop pretending, Future President Hillary Clinton"

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm conflicted. If she wins it'll piss off Hilary because someone else will be the first woman president, but if she loses and gop ends up with congress who knows what will happen.

Is there a way both Hilary and Trump will lose, and genocide ends?

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Literally the best thing about her winning is that Hillary might be faced with the fact that she didn't win because everybody fucking hates her.

Running out of excuses about how she couldn't win because everybody's a bigot when she famously lost to a black guy who's middle name was Hussein and multiracial women from California.

Nope turns put you really are just that uniquely shitty.

[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wow they're going to lose again and learn nothing again.

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Next slogan:

"Vote dem you guys 🙄"

[–] BOLIBYA@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can't wait for Russiagate2 electric boogaloo

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

They’re already blaming China, Russia, Iran, and fucking Cuba lmao

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

The arrogance of these genocidal turds

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Know what always gets the votes? Smug condescention!

[–] tripartitegraph@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

I saw TWO artsy looking ones in the wild the other day and wanted to crash my car

[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What do yall mfs think about THIS

I will shove a pipe bomb up my ass and end both the creator of this drivel and myself.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

i keep seeing "Build Roads, Feed Kids, Be Good Neighbors" which is at least sorta? domestic policy but pretty sure they aren't proposing free meals or massive infrastructure investment or vague fuzzy liberal socialism just wars and genocide

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Is it too much to ask for liberals to at least win before they get arrogant, or are they not used to winning? cap-think

[–] TrimmedDubya@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

I always wonder if the people making these shitty slogans, merch, or the campaign as a whole actually think they're savvy and brilliant like an epic Sorkin character, or if it's just cynical punching the clock "let's do 2016 again so we don't have to govern" stuff. It probably just depends on the person I guess.

[–] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago