no. the simpler explanation: the Jews and Chinese have combined their phrenologically-subversive forces and resources to isekai in the world's first Weather Mage. Why? In order to kinetically dispatch the first ever anti-woke statecraft project. It's called basic economics pinko frothingfash

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[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 63 points 3 months ago (1 children)

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago

this

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 59 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If their enemies can actually control the weather, for the chuds who apparently really believe this, then they should surrender. Cause, like, what are you gonna do against an opponent that can hit you with devastating hurricanes at will. And not one time and not just the coast, they can hit inland and in mountains in places like west North Carolina or Tennessee.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 52 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It also implies their god really, really doesn't care about them.

[–] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 42 points 3 months ago (3 children)

This one (if their god is real) isn't so hard to believe tbh. Imagine seeing a nation that every day for almost 250 years has made a mockery of your (originally pacifistic, ascetic, grassroots and accepting of the downtrodden- even sex workers, minorities like Samaritans, lepers, etc) teachings, which genocided its way across a continent, and now is genociding your homeland and your closest ethnic kin...

If the religious YanKKKees had any self-awareness, they'd probably consider their country "Babylon" or the antichrist.

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

If the religious YanKKKees had any self-awareness, they'd probably consider their country "Babylon" or the antichrist.

In Rastafarian circles, the imperialism by the USA and Western society ( culturally, politically, and economically) is referred to as "Babylon".

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

Yeah, had many friends and acquaintances who went through a rastafarian phase and would always talk about the current state of the world as Babylon.

[–] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

I've definitely heard of that, yeah. And honestly I can only agree (it's an insult to the Babylonians who could never have imagined the sheer wickedness of western imperialism ofc)

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

They'd sooner blame the gays

[–] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

True (probably also another reason their god, if it exists, hates them- the historical figure of Jesus' sexuality is very much up for debate)

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

10 Disasters the Gays Supposedly Caused

[–] tripartitegraph@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

If the religious YanKKKees had any self-awareness, they'd probably consider their country "Babylon" or the antichrist.

Having grown up around a lot of them, a common retort takes you into the "can't fail, can only be failed" territory. "America isn't horrible and evil at it's ontological core, it's just filled with ~insert minority here~ that's doing awful things (i.e. existing) and THAT'S why this awful thing has come upon us"

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Being really full of hate and stockpiling le AR-15s with tacticool greebles feels like a response to it that they can understand at a personal level.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago

Yes but have you considered that I'm a big baby and will throw a tantrum if someone touches my treats and therefore climate change will have to wait?

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Climate change and the ruling class's complete inability to address it was one of those slow burning events that really contributed to my radicalization. Growing up it was the Kyoto Protocol being ignored and the goals discarded, now the Paris Agreement is going the same way. Climate change has been a fact of life as long as I've been alive, and the only response from the capitalist world is indifference or denial

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not true actually

spoiler

Now we also have capitalists expressing interest in climate change and wanting to accelerate it sadness

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

AI (trained on Hexbear):

Capitalist: This is clearly a fluke, abolishing capitalism won't solve anything, ignore that

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Did you mean half a century?

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

woke!Kanye: I'm a bit sleepy tonight but when I wake up I'm going death con 3 On FOSSIL FUELS

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

this barely makes sense, lmfao, i mean i'm entirely zonked-out

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

shocked pikachu libs after scrubbing materialism from education for a human lifetime

[–] MusicOwl@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

malcolm-checks “looks like their chickens have come to roost”

[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

no, it's the meteorologists who are wrong

[–] Midnight_Pearl@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

oh sweet baby jesus are chuds actually saying this? not looking forward to hearing this one from certain people i know

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

The weather powers are already spent and will not recharge for some time. There is no point to assigning blame. If the US wanted to be proactive and actually save lives they should deal with the god damn Latvians before they cause another earthquake.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

I'm a planet destroying midget and even I think that's crazy.