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[-] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 21 points 10 hours ago

Not if you count Taylor Swift

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

What about Chris, Jill, Brad, and Rebecca?

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 5 hours ago

Sparkling gas giants at best.

[-] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

They're only called stars if they grew up in the St. Arse region of France.

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 38 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

As someone who worked in a gas station for 24 years..

sigh

I’d do it. I’d suck it up. I’d make some damn good friends along the way and then I’d never maintain those friendships and feel guilty for the rest of rest of my life. “Just call him, dipshit. He’s going through a divorce! Just go fishing! Pleaaassse! Ok, here goes. Tomorrow.”

Always tomorrow.

[-] whelk@lemm.ee 21 points 12 hours ago

This is one of the most fascinating comments I've ever encountered on Lemmy

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

You’re fascinating. 😘

[-] whelk@lemm.ee 5 points 12 hours ago

We should be best friends. 👊

[-] geogle@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

He'll call you tomorrow

[-] SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works 22 points 15 hours ago
[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 49 points 14 hours ago

I have no idea how I ended up here. Swear to god I was on the post about the trolley, saving people, and small talk. No shit. Never even seen this post.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 14 points 9 hours ago

This happened to me once too. The Lemmy gods brought you here. You are now a part of the meme

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 15 points 14 hours ago

As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly. We've all been there.

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 points 37 minutes ago

Turkeys can fly. Unless this is a reference to something, then carry on.

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago

And now I’ve posted it in the correct location.

[-] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 15 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

No this post was the correct location. Don’t second guess yourself. You were always meant to be here!

[-] pendingdeletion@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Let’s go fishing

[-] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 48 points 19 hours ago

You got me. Had to whatever the thought equivalent of double take is.

[-] Boggy@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago

Had yourself a thinkythink

[-] don@lemm.ee 14 points 14 hours ago
[-] Test_Tickles@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

In Paris they have the metric system, so they call it the Royal.

[-] don@lemm.ee 4 points 7 hours ago

With… cheese?

[-] peto@lemm.ee 1 points 6 hours ago

Which is also weird if you think about it because they have the republic system too.

[-] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

If i had fallen for it, i would have had a quarter ponder :)

[-] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 154 points 1 day ago

Oh fuck... It's so stupid it's smart.

[-] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 104 points 1 day ago

I don’t trust the liberal science agenda so I did my own research. Using some back-of-the-napkin math and my telescope, I’m now blind from looking at the sun through a telescope. This is being transcribed by my trad wife. My results:

2 > 1

This one checks out, folks.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 23 hours ago

You must be a terrorist because that's MUSLIM MATH! Those are not Christian numbers and feel it necessary to report this comment to the FBI, the Federal Biblical Investigators.

[-] Archer@lemmy.world 28 points 23 hours ago
[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 12 points 23 hours ago

How's this instead: II > I

[-] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 6 hours ago

👏👏👏👏👏

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[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 49 points 23 hours ago

I love this because even though I read the words, I interpreted it to mean something else for a second. (atoms and galaxy) Be careful when you read things and don't assume you know something.

[-] mokazemi@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 1 day ago

Mmm... Yeah!

[-] Jagger@lemmy.zip 2 points 15 hours ago

And this prove what exactly...??

[-] sweetpotato@lemmy.ml 1 points 49 minutes ago* (last edited 48 minutes ago)

You do realize what instant you are in right?

[-] TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee 18 points 13 hours ago

That there are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are s's in your entire comment.

[-] yonder@sh.itjust.works 16 points 14 hours ago

Once again, 2 > 1 holds true.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Thank fuck. I was worried for a second.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

that stars don't have hydrogen atoms

[-] SerotoninSwells@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago
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