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[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 70 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I would not mention the mathematical limit of the model if I were him.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 43 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Think we're going to break some records and push climate models in exciting (horrifying) new directions?

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The further we push outside of the climate envelope where all our record keeping happened, the less the models are going to predict. We're headed for a world of weather phenomena that literally no human has ever experienced.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

born too soon to explore space

born too late to explore the world

born just in time to experience knife hail

[–] copandballtorture@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Got me out here googling "knife hail" like it's a real thing

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago
[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Fortunately now we have vast carbon-dumping data centers that can try to hallucinate what might happen while it's happening! so-true

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

it's all but inevitable at this point

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

We might have exceptionally vast data centers hallucinating responses to those new directions while further warming the ocean, though! so-true

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I just don't have any confidence that the mathematical models of what is possible are accurate. We should plan for worse.

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 47 points 3 months ago

would be awkward if it went over the limit, then he'll be reminded that he was wrong by 2 of 3 people 5 years later because the Twitter notification algorithm thought it was important that he sees it for some reason

[–] hypercracker@hexbear.net 45 points 3 months ago

spirit island player thresholding a major power to liberate turtle island

in all seriousness uhhhhh please don't die everybody

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 42 points 3 months ago

holy moly stay safe out there comrades

[–] Edamamebean@hexbear.net 39 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Looking at the comments (a mistake I know) and wow climate change denial is really going in an interesting direction. It's gotten so bad that like half of them no longer deny the climate is changing, instead they claim it's part of some globalist geoengineering conspiracy lmao

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It can't be the car treats, the private jet treats, the industrialized meat treats, or the "AI" data center treats. It must be wildly waving around anything else. morshupls

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

My mother can somehow hold the thoughts that "only God can change the climate" and "Jewish HAARP lasers are being used to kill Republicans" in her head at the same time.

You could probably turn her payche into a fusion reactor.

[–] asante@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago
[–] milk_thief@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago

This hurricane is nearing the mathematical limit of what Earth's atmosphere over this ocean water can produce.

You eggheads and your "math" underestimate what true american grit can pull off, pardner the-republican

[–] theturtlemoves@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago (3 children)

The smaller the eye, the stronger the wind?

[–] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago
[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

I'm no weather expert, but because the "eye" is the "calm" part of the storm, maybe having a really small one means less calmness is in the storm. elmofire

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

The best I could find with some research was the Dvorak Technique used to measure cyclone intensity from visible and infrared images.

Also from Wikipedia:

While typical mature storms have eyes that are a few dozen miles across, rapidly intensifyingstorms can develop an extremely small, clear, and circular eye, sometimes referred to as a pinhole eye. Storms with pinhole eyes are prone to large fluctuations in intensity, and provide difficulties and frustrations for forecasters.[7]

Lastly I would guess it has to do with plain angular momentum. A cyclone that contracts will spin faster, if angular momentum is constant, in the same way that a figure skater speeds up when they tuck in their arms.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dying due to horrible climate events is already bad, why does it have to be called Milton for fuck sakes

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Because Florida took his stapler.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm more expecting headlines like

#MILTON CREATES PANDEMONIUM IN FLORIDA

#MILTON'S PARADISE LOST: FLORIDA

#FLORIDA HELL ON EARTH THANKS TO MILTON

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I mean to be fair in the epilogue that drink server was being rude.

spoilerYes I get the reference and I love Paradise Lost but let me have this.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

######okay i could flood this whole resort down

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 25 points 3 months ago

Yay, we finally reap the rewards!

/s because we have been for a while now, just exponential fuckery and all...

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Tropicopalypse

[–] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago
[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Displaced people of the global south lend me your energy! spirit-bomb

[–] mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

“I’m at a loss for words”

Describes hurricane with words

[–] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

China/Vietnam had two this summer that were both bigger than this