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[-] Zier@fedia.io 5 points 29 minutes ago

You can't just move holidays. Who do you think you are, the President of Venezuela?

[-] Tautvydaxx@lemmy.world 11 points 1 hour ago

Thank god that new year is not on friday 13th.

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 1 points 10 minutes ago* (last edited 9 minutes ago)

Sorry, I only believe in The Robot Devil from Futurama.

[-] EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world 83 points 4 hours ago

I'm gullible as hell I showed this to my gf super excitedly

[-] Another_earthling@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago

Well I asked ChatGPT if that is true. It's so cool that ChatGPT isn't allowed to tell me how stupid that question is

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 28 points 4 hours ago

Chin up, now you know she really loves ya

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

She might have dumped them immediately, you don't know

[-] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

I actually shit his pants for him and then gave him a forceful blumpkin, he cried after.

[-] Denjin@lemmings.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Cried with joy about how much he loves you?

[-] xeekei@lemm.ee 61 points 4 hours ago

Isn't Halloween always on 31 October? How's this possible?

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 112 points 4 hours ago

That's why it's so scary 😱

[-] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 12 points 3 hours ago

If you put that in the mirror it's kinda true, except that it's also on a Thursday this year haha

[-] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 14 points 4 hours ago

I remember a friend of mine showing us this image many years ago all excited. To this day he's mocked for it

this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2024
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