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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/moviesandtv@lemm.ee

I'll go first. Mine is the instant knockout drug. Like Dexter's intramuscular injection that causes someone to immediately lose consciousness. Or in the movie Split where there's the aerosol spray in your face that makes you instantly unconscious. Or pretty much any time someone uses chloroform.

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[-] barsquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

When the protagonist isn't actually doing anything or making any decisions, but mostly reacting to events that happen.

[-] Don_alForno@feddit.org 13 points 6 hours ago

Knights getting stabbed with swords through plate armor.

We're re-watching GoT and were at the Brienne/Jaime fight on the bridge, and I was just yelling at the screen. He's in rags and she's in plate, both wielding swords, he doesn't have a snowballs' chance in hell if she protects her head and just tackles him. That's what the fucking armor is for! Coincidentally that also would be way more likely to achieve her goal to subdue but not hurt him.

[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

IIRC, neither was wearing armor in the book, but it's been a while so I may be wrong.

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Movies that need to exposition dump to tell the audience what's going on. This isn't radio. If you need to explain everything to me so I can understand what's going on in the plot, it's bad story telling. Show, don't tell.

[-] barsquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Writers just toss in some jarringly unrealistic dialogue that people never say IRL to establish characters are siblings.

[-] Zozano@lemy.lol 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I heard Outlander is great, but I can't get past the second episode because the narration pissed me off.

Okay, I get it, it's based off a novel, but if you're inserting a monologue to explain what just happened, or foreshadowing what is about to happen, you can just fuck off.

"Little did I know, this blunder would cost me everything" fuck off

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Watch Mad Max Fury Road "theatrical" release then watch the original or director's cut. I watched the original in theaters the day the movie came out and loved it! But I rewatched it on streaming and thought I was going crazy with the Tom Hardy narration they added in the begin and end. I was like, was that added between the time I watched in theater and now? Looked it up and the production company forced them to add the narration a couple weeks into the release. Apparently an executive couldn't follow the story without Max telling him. Shows that the people in charge don't always know what's best.

[-] mulcahey@lemm.ee 10 points 7 hours ago

"Here, I got you this gift." Hands wrapped gift to the recipient. Recipient: "What is it?"

Motherfucker I swear every movie character does this. It's like they've never received a gift before what the hell

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 2 points 38 minutes ago

I do this irl

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 10 points 8 hours ago

People getting shot with a shitty handgun and they're dead as soon as they hit the ground. Even if its a fatal shot, chances are quite high you're going to die minutes or hours or days later if you make it to a hospital.

People hiding behind cars from bullets. Bullets being shot at the car and somehow not hitting them. Only the engine block could stop most bullets.

[-] ChicagoCommunist@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago

Guns in general are a lost cause at this point. Even shooting a 22 outside is doing hearing damage, but plots rely on people shooting 9s and 45s indoors and having normal conversations immediately afterwards.

A 22 can penetrate all the way through a car and still be dangerous

Anything but a direct hit on the head or heart is going to take at least a minute for someone to die. Conversely, the chance of dying from a non-lethal shot (or having lifelong complications), even to an appendage, is nonzero.

At the same time, getting hit by most calibers isn't gonna knock someone down or blast them back like they got hit by a car. Human skin is soft, very little energy is transferred into the body's mass as the bullet travels through.

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 5 points 8 hours ago

Normalization of the protagonist using violence before any attempt of diplomacy, without the narrative condemning this action

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 4 points 8 hours ago

Is that not how chloroform works?

[-] NostraDavid@programming.dev 3 points 6 hours ago

According to Quora it takes 5 minutes, with a willing participant.

Anaesthesia that's injected right before an operation can knock you out in about 30 seconds (and until then you could still struggle, technically speaking), but that's a thick-ass tube of drugs they're pumping inside of you. Some vapours from a rag is going to do jack shit.

[-] Verqix@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

5 minutes of inhalation

[-] EnderMB@lemmy.world 38 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Star Trek is awful for this, but this conversation:

Subject Matter Expert: Oh no, the defences are down

Captain: How long do you need to fix them?

SME: Two hours

Captain: You have one

No, motherfucker, the person that you fucking PAY for their expertise on this very subject said it would take two hours!

Management is full of these cunts that think they can just dictate a timeline and have people that actually know their shit dance to their tune.

[-] Zozano@lemy.lol 2 points 3 hours ago

"Okay so the installer says it's got nine minutes left, so this step should take about three or four minutes"

[-] Schal330@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago

Hate to be that guy, but the federation exists in a post-money society. No one gets paid, they do what they do for prestige, pride, adventure, and the good of humanity. Maybe the management believe they can inspire their minions to do better, or maybe the SME's are so used to that shit that they under promise and over deliver.

SME: "oh no, our defences are down" Captain: "How long do you need to fix them?" SME: (hmm, captain will cut the time in half, it takes about 15 minutes...fuck it...) "Two hours" Captain: "You have one" SME: (Like candy from a baby)

[-] NostraDavid@programming.dev 6 points 6 hours ago

Cue Scotty, Mr "miracle worker", quadrupling his estimates:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9SVhg6ZENw

[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

And later, Torres explicitely not doing that.

[-] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

But also if you know anything about engineering, it's double your expected timeline just in case Shit Happens™️. I can fairly safely predict delivery in two hours. I might be able to deliver in one. Under-promise and over-deliver, or risk vice versa.

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 6 points 8 hours ago

I always 7x. Especially if I'm dependent on others

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[-] Hugin@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago

I have two.

When a woman's child is threatened she goes stupid and hysterical. Like in Lost when she just keeps screaming "my baby!". Yes parents get highly motivated when their child is in danger but they don't get stupid and lose agency.

In any setting where rope would be rare and expensive and they just cut the bonds instead of untying them. It's understandable when time is critical like a prisoner break or the building is on fire. But in a society where someone spent a week making that rope and you just cut it instead of taking 5 min to preserve the rope.

[-] Zozano@lemy.lol 4 points 3 hours ago

How many shows are you watching which have rope shortening?

[-] Wolf314159@startrek.website 17 points 14 hours ago

Explosive decompression in space. It seems to always last forever, suck EVERYTHING out, even if it's a tiny hole through which a giant xenomorph is liquified. The delta P is like one atmosphere, pathetic really.

Then there's noise in space.

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